Address:
Medford City Hall, Room 206
85 George P. Hassett Drive
Medford, MA 02155
Medford City Hall, Room 206
85 George P. Hassett Drive
Medford, MA 02155
Phone: (781) 393-2470
Fax: (781) 393-2410
Hours:
Monday, Tuesday and Thursday 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Wednesday 8:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m
Friday 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
Monday, Tuesday and Thursday 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Wednesday 8:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m
Friday 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
Mark Rumley: This meeting will come to order.
We have successfully kept the multitude out of the fraudulent public access station. Now we are presented with a new situation, the children of Medford are exposed to thousands of new residents at the McGlynn Towers 1, the McGlynn Towers 2, the McGlynn Towers 3.
I will be asking access TV producers and the state rep I used to room with on Spring St to lead the way so that the children are protected.
Dr. Rabies, known elder basher with all sorts of rumors of alleged unwanted touching will be checking the CORI records of every new resident signing up to live in Medford
State Rep Paul Do-Nothing Double Dipper from Spring Street will take the kids and their moms for rides in his state vehicle
Jenna Tarabelsi will be our consultant from prison - who better to know the evil thoughts of incoming residents but a convicted rapist - which, of course, happened on my watch and on Stephanie Burke's and Mike McGlynn's watch, thank you Arlington Catholic High!
Mark Smith, Steve Bertorelli and Michael Marks will then take the CORI checks, put them in a bucket, shake them up, and whichever one comes out we leak to the public.
It's a new day in Medford. We cannot afford ANY unsupervised contact with the little bastards coming to town who may stir up trouble and overwork our already overworked fire and police departments.
Further updates when I get more bizarre ideas which violate my oath of office and significantly bolster my ego and tiny self-esteem.
I think this is a parody, which further pisses me off!
Signed,
M.E.R.
Moronic, Error-filled Reprobate
