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Hello, this is Captain Barry Clemente, and I want to talk about a scam this week!
No, no, no, not Stephanie stealing yet another election.
A different kind of scam.
It has been reported to the police a man posing as an employee
of the Assessors office, who got into a home, took pictures throughout the home…it is unknown about any possible theft, the assessors office IS not sending employees out…and I will be checking with Gerry Clemente to make sure that he doesn't do it again.
Please report any suspicious activities and vehicles to the police, and I pray to God that it was some bald, tall guy from the high school's office and not old Gerry acting up.
As always, thank you for your cooperation.
parody
3:04 pm
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