Hey Brian and Stephanie...don't get mad at the messenger...the e mail about this disgusting
"felching" activity probably (allegedly) came out of the mouth of a rabid doctor, if you get the drift...
Link allegedly sent from Dr. Rabies
WARNING: THIS IS ABSOLUTE FILTH THAT WOULD MAKE LARRY FLINT AND JOHN HOLMES BLUSH WITH ENVY
IT WILL GIVE BRIAN BURKE A CHUCKLE, FOR SURE, BUT NO ONE ELSE
READ WITH CAUTION!
https://comixjoint.com/
Think about that, Stephanie, when he's dubbing at YOUR access TV station!, oh mighty Mayor!
*Please Note: the link is perverted dirty filthy.
Click at your own risk
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Felching - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching
mayor BURP at LaCascia's (actual quote)
"You're too vulgar"
Yes, re-printing Berklee Brian's "futhermucker" quote from the Chevalier aimed at an innocent minority person who is also a senior would be vulgar, wouldn't it oh Queen of Vulgarity Stouffernie Mussolini-Belch!
Crooked Creepy Caravijello: What happens when you violently assault a genius writer?
Edward P. Flab: And when you file false charges on him?
A Damn Night: You get called "Madam" on a popular blog!
Sign of LaCrosse Player: Or worse...you get exposed for what you really are in his darn parodies...
Lorraine Flech: What kind of two bit job is this, Rhinestone, me having to work for your ice-queen mother?
Rhinestone Berklee: Don't bother me, I have a date with the Varsity coach
Lorraine Felch: so that's why you've had a headache for the past 17 weeks! when I've got romantic needs that are not met!
Rhinestone Berklee: Well, putting up with you has had me dip into daddy's stash of Courvoisier®. Explore The Finest Collection of Cognac.Celebrated Since 1889 · Rich and Aromatic Cognac · 5 Different Variants · ..
Lorraine: I'm surprised Atty Scary P. David hasn't commandeered the booty
Rhinestone Berklee: Commandeered? Have you appropriated Mark Stumbles thesaurus again?
Lorraine: Call me "Miss Appropriated!"
Ha ...the thesaurus...too funny...is it a violation of Solicitor Rum Rum Stumbles' oath of office to ridicule Marks Michaels at the council when he REPRESENTS Marks Michaels?
Rhinestone Berklee: Only Don Paulato knows for sure
Lorraine Felch: Speaking of Paulato, where were you last night and why didn't you want to have sex with me...again
Rhinestone Burklee: Are you insinuating that I took the Varsity Coach to Paulato's Russian Tea Room steam bath in Chelsea?
Lorraine: Good luck there! Who needs to think of Yogi Berra to thwart a climax when you are forced to watch the fat Buddah prancing around naked on a Friday night.
Rhinestone Burrrklee: A quote of note: "You can observe a lot by just watching," sayeth Yogi Berra, was that a Freudian slip on your part or what? Perhaps you should take Mr. Berra to heart before we finally conclude this dreadful excuse of a relationship!
Lorraine Felch: What? And me not be the daughter-in-law of the fraud mayor and her allegedly drunk husband??? Not on your life! Carnal knowledge with you has become impossible...I hope you put your lurid escapades on YouTube so at least I can have some second hand sex
Rhinestone Burklee: At the rate your going it is going to be long distance sex if you don't do your job in the Administration instead of shooting spitballs at Mrs. Fumuso !
Lorraine: You are changing the subject again
Rhinestone: You know it...
TO BE CONTINUED
*This is a parody of public figures of Medfraud who don't even exist, Don Paulato ...Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, Jimmy DiSwallow-the-Gun is PURELY unintentional