If her abilities as Mayor of Medford
are as bad as her poetry
we're screwed!
People are going to think Breanna Lungo Koehn's actual words are the parody
Sadly, they are not!
When life throws you 🍋 s make lemonade they say.
Wake up saying “today is a new day”!
Or “One day at a time” they say.
Bleanna Bingo-Parody (alias Joe Viglirumley) Writes a Response poem
You think my poetry's bad?
Some comedy to make you laugh
look who I hired for my
Chief of Staff
****
My critics all say
I get too PollyAnnie
But I can't even pronounce
Lisa Colaianni
*****
Wake up saying
Today's a new day
Vice Chair of my committee
a Felonious Gay!
I'm getting very tired
of what they may say!
I'm so like Stephanie
tho
my hair ain't gray
****
When life throws lemons
drink the lemonade
Iambic Pantemeter
don't make my grade
*****
(Tempo change)
Zac Bears?
Who Cares!
My administration loves
quacks and queers
****
I'm the new mayor
time to feed the ducks
I use the "s" word
because my poetry sucks
****
My foreman at the park
he's always being molested
by that blogger, not Covid
we're all being tested!
* * * * *
I'd like to be on Mars
riding the Rover
our community really needs
my short reign to be over
****
C'mon and blame me
vote and give me the boot
Like Ruseau / I'll change my name
perhaps to
Van der Fruit
*****
All my critics on point
But we'll still get there, I know it
My Pollyanna Delusions
like Trump I'm gonna blow it!
******
From Madame Knight
to single payer
yes indeedy Medford
I'm your One Term Mayor
You think my poetry's bad?
Some comedy to make you laugh
look who I hired for my
Chief of Staff
****
I take an axe to this city
A modern day Lizzie Borden
I hate public access
why we hired Patrick Gordon
Mobilize Morons
Has Medford had enough?
File a Class Action Suit
c'mon and call my bluff
Zac and George and Ric
fall from the roof / it makes a crater
Better than them and Marks
stuffed in that creaky elevator
Integrity, Transparency
My promises have stalled
I write these very bad poems
because
John Falco is bald
When life throws you 🍋 s make lemonade they say.
Wake up saying “today is a new day”!
Or “One day at a time” they say.
Is it ok to say I’m tired of what they say. Is it ok to say I’ve had enough, Medford has had enough?
I wish I could ask Covid to leave, leave us alone, we have had enough. It’s ok to blame me, I can handle being that outlet, but our community needs this to be over.
We need time to heal, to come together even if we believe in different things. We need to all learn and grow together on our own terms.
We will get there I know it, but why are we being tested like this?
But in the end, I’ll make lemonade, a shit ton of it, but I’ll make it. We all will. It will only make us stronger.......they say. 🍋
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