Joe V's Poetry Class and Creative Writing Course Now in Session
The student at 3:57 pm is Breanna Lungo
JV: Now Breanna, you always want to have a smart-ass rhyme to keep people coming back to the poem
BL: You mean like campaign stalled/Falco is Bald
JV: Yes...even if it makes no sense people will be laughing so hard that it doesn't matter
BL: Scarpelli/Belly, Caraviello/bad fellow, Finn mug/ugly thug
JV: Yes! Exactly. Now see, had you come to me before you wrote your stupid Lemon song
BL: The Lemon Song is Led Zeppelin, mine is the Lemon Poem
JV: More like a Lemon of a Poem because you had incompetent Pat Gordon running the TV station and not this professional
BL: I NEVER IMPLIED GORDON WAS RUNNING YOU
JV: THIS PROFESSIONAL RUNNING THE TV STATION, NOT PAT GORDON RUNNING ME
BL: I NEVER THOUGHT THAT! DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A CHUBBY CHASER!
JV: HE'S NOT MY TYPE; HE SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO PHAT GORDON
BL: PHAT MEANS COOL!
JV: YEAH, IT DOES, PHAT GORDON CAN TELL HIMSELF THAT EVERY TIME HE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR
BL: I really liked Lizzie Borden/Pat Gordon. Cute!
JV: Cute and accurate, he really took an axe to access, didn't he?
BL: You have such a way with words
JV: Yes, judges love me. I had Mark Rumley thrown off of a witness stand for irrelevant testimony
BL: Wow. It takes an irrelevant city lawyer to give irrelevant testimony
JV: Don't you know it, well, of course you know it! So why do you keep his sick Policies and Procedures in place since he is a sick twist with irrelevant testimony?
BL: I don't know, RATHER than doing any real work, maybe that I like to cut and paste news articles at my desk in the corner office and vent before I go out to the world and act all ...alll....
JV: Polyanna....?
BL: Yes, I must confess. Please don't have me thrown out of a courtroom...
JV: Well, please don't make me file a Class Action Suit
BL: Can we go to more fun territory...make fun of my chief of staff again, please!
JV: I never thought you'd ask. This is called
FROG MARCHING WITH DAVID R.
BL: To the tune of MXXX Diving in Wilkie South by the Gizmos?
JV: Boy are you ever astute, I'll make a poet out of you yet
FROG MARCHING WITH DAVID R
FROG MARCHING WITH DAVID R
WALK THE PLANK AND INTO YOUR CAR
I'LL TAKE YOUR UNIFORM AND YOUR CITY BLOUSE
MIGHT EVEN THROW YOU OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
SOME SAY CAN'T AND SOME SAY KHAN
LIKE KICKING HORSES OUT OF THE BARN
DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW THE CITIZENRY VOTED
STEVE RANDAZZO rumor has it DEMOTED
FROG MARCHING WITH DAVID R
MIKE AND STEPHANIE, DRINKING AT THE BAR
RUMLEY AND OSBORNE SHOW AND TELL
TWO LOSER ATTORNEYS CITING PERSONNEL
in the old days, you'd have an excuse-oh
blame it all on Paul Camuso
go to Civil Service - ask for Ruseau
That's where we're sending John Bavuso
(everyone sing "Allegedly" after last line)
frog marching with David R
city hall Medford acting so bizarre
Breanna election hoped for better days
A big cluster Fxxx under Dave Rodrigues
Better results had she hired Gepetto
Or even the husband of/ Erin Dibenedetto
Staff Chief on a flight to Tokyo
Breanna crosses fingers, her nose is gonna grow
She's like a wood carving by Mr. Gepetto
Mayor Pinocchio, Medford's a Ghetto
Frog Marching with David R
Next staffer up, you know who you are...
Frog Marching with David R
in the old days, you'd have an excuse-oh
blame it all on Paul Camuso
go to Civil Service - ask for Ruseau
That's where we're sending John Bavuso
(everyone sing "Allegedly" after last line)
frog marching with David R
city hall Medford acting so bizarre
Breanna election hoped for better days
A big cluster Fxxx under Dave Rodrigues
Better results had she hired Gepetto
Or even the husband of/ Erin Dibenedetto
Staff Chief on a flight to Tokyo
Breanna crosses fingers, her nose is gonna grow
She's like a wood carving by Mr. Gepetto
Mayor Pinocchio, Medford's a Ghetto
Frog Marching with David R
Next staffer up, you know who you are...
Frog Marching with David R
