12:17 pm Oct 8 2021 All-time 2,013,355
Hi this is Kerry Kennedy,
and I'm Dan Kavanaugh
Welcome to Debate 2021!
First question is from disgraced judge Paul Cavanaugh
Kerry: No relation
PC: Breanna, in our quest for fairness, would you allow me to shave your head bald?
Breanna: No!
Breanna: But I'd love to borrow your judge's robe to throw at Falco
Paul Cavanaugh: They took my robe away from me.
Breanna: I know. I'm an attorney. I signed off on that.
Dan Kennedy: The next question is for Mr. Falco, do you think Breanna Lungo Koehn's revenge on Michale Durham was warranted?
Falco: Absolutely not, and I illegally used the city council of Medford to express my great displeasure.
Breanna: You certainly did. John, with such a high pitched voice and your wife wearing the pants in the family, how did you ever get her pregnant?
Paul Cavanaugh (from the audience): Yeah, John, my pet poodle has a deeper voice, and it's a she!
Falco: I had a deeper voice, honest, but when my boyfriend George Scarpelli rolled over on me one night it was like mental castration and here we are today....
The next question is from the President of the Medford Chamber of Horrors
MC: I'm voting for Breanna. I hope everyone in Medford votes for Breanna. I will buy a round of drinks for Falco if he steps down...he's a loser anyway....he stopped coming to my restaurant because he thinks I'm an informant...
Falco: Damn straight you're an informant...you buy drinks for the editor
MC: David McKillop witnessed the editor's last drink, and I did buy it for him, but he's on some nutty religious quest and stopped drinking ...not that he ever drank anyway, he's a coffee and tea guy and we make no money on that
Paul Cavanaugh: I'm going to file another fake lawsuit on that editor, he's worse than the racists of Medford because he can actually write.
MC: Yeah, he can actually write...about you...
Breanna: Wow, what a debate, it's like a filibuster from the Twilight Zone...
TO BE CONTINUED....DEFINITELY!!!!!!!!
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