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hO hO HO it's me, Ebenezer Bears
Woman screams: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsome big fat Santa is on my porch
What the Fxxx are you doing here ??????
Officer Carbone: We'll check his tag that he's supposed to wear, especially being so monstrously huge and zombie-like. Rude, intimidating and scary!!!!!
Sir. Did you file with the Medford Police? to do your nightly stalking...err...."political soliciting?"
Bears; Do you know who I am?
Officer Carbone: Obviously, not Moe Greene from The Godfather
Bears: I'm the Fat Father, Ho Ho Ho, and you have a political leaflet Vote for me! Vote Vote Vote. Happy All Saints Day, I thought it was still Halloween. Where's Neil Osborne when I need him to squash this ticket?
Officer Carbone: At 3:33 am in the morning, a little inappropriate, don't you think, dressed up like Santa, being a reprobate
Bears: Do You Know Who I Am?
The spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge lives on.
James Moore, the Conservative minister for Industry and minister responsible for British Columbia, is ably filling the pinched shoes of the miserable miser in this 2013 holiday season.
Musing last week on the fate of hungry schoolchildren he asked whether it “is always government’s job to be there to serve people their breakfast?”
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