Hey, Dawn!
Harvey's ready for his close-up!
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Superior Court:
Judge: These financials are NOT in order
Arvey Failberg: December 04, 2013 at 09:07 PM
The past doesn't exist anymore. Whatever happened can never be
changed
Judge: Good, Lord, Arvey, the past was 30 days ago. The statute of limitations ain't up yet. You weren't as smart as ol' Gaul Perety , now were you?
Arvey Failberg: Your Honor! Did you say Paul Parody?
Judge: Good Lord, Mr. Failberg, this is like Bernie Maidoff all over again. Why did you pay a staffer 45K when he worked 15 hours a week and...according to the DVDs of the council meetings, wasn't working at all!
Arvey Failberg: The past doesn't exist anymore. Whatever happened can never be changed
Judge: Bailiff, hold that old buzzard in detention. Let him counsel OJ Simpson and Bernie with THAT excuse...the past doesn't exist anymore when embezzlement may have occured!
Arvey Failberg: I'll sue you
Judge; Go right ahead. Next...oh my goodness, not the BATTLE AXE...I'm two for two today!
to be continued
(Bailiff hauls the old buzzard off...he yells to the wife..."Just keep repeating this... The past doesn't exist anymore. Whatever happened can never be changed
