Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Office Hours --- Beware


Compete for the affection...ahem ...this IS the Mad Magazine of Medford Politics.  If you feel that you have been offended, well, that's the point!

If you would like to meet State Reprobate Paul J. Donato on November 29, 10:30 am please send an 8 x 10 glossy to...

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Rumor has it that Mr. Donato was recently in Italy. Wasn't Jenna Tarabelsi there too?

But from the looks of this photo he was actually in Greece...

Q: How did the ambulance separate the City Council Vice President Michael Marks from State Reprobate Paul J. Donato?

A: Obviously, with a crowbar, Chief Sacco




What happened when Paul Donato crossed his Uncle Ben's Preverted Rice with ol' Ultra Strength?

He got this!


In order to keep the kids away from frisky State Reprobate Paul J. Donato at the new TV station, what did Paul decide to turn Ben Brown into when he went all Harvey Weinstein on Michael Marks and Brown Ben in this parody?    Why, THIS, of course.

What does Diversity and Inclusion director Neil Osborne think is more politically incorrect?  Michael Marks getting grabbed by an old geezer on the verge of turning 78 or the above joke?