The interviewer "Joe" stands tall like a dufus (I believe a better spelling for doofus, classier ...) looking nervous and the owner lady holds the clipboard as if she's going to do something with it...maybe smack him over the head.
Equally bad are the Morgan and Morgan commercials with southern drawl and hyperbole.
I guess they're both better than Latuda!
These bogus advertisements (pronounce Ad VER -TIS-ments) are more criminal than the Medford City Council...and almost as annoying.
CAR SHIELD is on right now. UGGGGH...another one...at least it is not a creepy pharmaceutical .... CAN WE SUE THEM ALL FOR HARASSMENT? GET A FREE QUOTE, CALL NOW!
"Hi, this is Rick Caraviello from RC Limos...yes, the fat slob stumblebum you read about daily on Medford Information Central.com.
While I'm driving you in my limo, moonlighting on the city council that I screw Medford residents with by stealing thirty two thousand dollars or so that I voted for myself!...I just might blast the horn at some homosexual doing his laundry at Littlest Laundromat...or pull the car over so I can yell in his window at Spring and Central when he's going to breakfast... I bring me M.T.-headed friend with me, another fat buffoon...we stalked him at his former residence, at the laundromat, at the breakfast place, because we are fat, stupid and have nothing better to do.
On your dime.
RC Limos...who knows, we might even have a sex offender drive you around town if we're too busy stalking homosexuals.
this is a parody BASED ON REAL LIFE EVENTS COMMITTED by YOUR council president.
send all lawsuits to McGlynn, McGlynn and Rum Rum, LLC
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