Sunday, April 5, 2026

The Continued Adventures of Fat Babs and Shark Dumbley... Chapter 1

 a parody of fictional ex city officials that were public figures....the views and opinions expressed in this nonsensical blog that a judge ruled no one could take seriously are those of the author, all people, places and things are the figments of a delusional mind, drunk old ex mayor....ha ha ha ha ha  the Mad Magazine of Medfraud Politics 


 FB: (Fat Babs) My new business, Babs Placard cards, we recycle handicap placards to needy able-bodied people, usually from cousins, aunts, uncles and in my case, mother!  In fact I do not know how the hell my mom still has her placard, 

 S.D. Yes, they should have suspended it and taken it back

F.B. Well, they didn't,  and we rent it out to unsuspecting suckers

 S.D. (Shark Dumbley): Betcha that loser Joe Sackless would love to have it when he's veering off the road allegedly inebriated!

FB: Son of Loony Leo!  HA HA  We're all such a bunch of hypocrites, damn us! HA HA HA

S.D. Yeah, Joe Sackless, MBTA cop that loony Leo never punished, what a weasel ....ha ha ha....Joe Sackless is such a girl!  Allegedly drunk driving and too cowardly to take a breathalyzer...

FB: You would know, Shark the State Ethics Commission didn't fine him enough, Harry!  HA HA HA 

S.D. And what does that mean? "U would know?"

F.B. Thin skinned failed city solicitor who can't find a job

S.D. I'm retired!  What you you mean mean "You would know?"

I have nothing in common with Leo Loony's allegedly drunken offspring...both of them....ha ha ha ha ha...call the Fire Dept for the police chief....ha ha ha ha ha 

F.B. i'm retired TOO!  Pizza Delivery, only I eat the pizza on the way to the customer!

SD: But What you you mean mean "You would know?"

FB: Can't say since you are so thin-skinned you threatened to sue a friggin' blog editor who got under that thin skin, ha ha ha, your nemesis beat you fair and square?

SD: What do you mean, You Would Know?

FB: Well, Shark, given the way you and loony Leo Sackless raised your boys, Retroactive Abortion would have been a blessing!!! HA HA HA

S.D.Rather abuse our kids than abuse dear old mom! AND  the judge said no normal person could believe that blog!

F.B. OH MY GOD, HE REALLY GOT TO YOU. HA HA HA, THE JUDGE SAID THAT TO DEFEAT YOU AND DAVID SCARY IN COURT....HA HA HA HA HA....THE JUDGE WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE BLOGGER AND GAVE HIM THE WIN!

 

S.D. NO ONE BELIEVES THE BLOG The L'Italien Report is fake news, and the expose' on all the cops pure fiction! He got them from public records requests from us and all we did was lie and cheat, so the records are worthless!!!!

 

 F.B. In you dreams!  HA HA HA HA HA, YOU SPENT MORE TIME TRYING TO ATTACK AND SUE HIM THAN YOU DID IN SOMERVILLE COURT ON THURSDAYS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF CREDIT CARD USERS WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT CITY HALL...WORKING....LOOKING UP DRUG REHAB PLACES OR SOMETHING!

 

S.D. I'M SUING YOU

 

FB: GET IN LINE ...maybe I'll get the blogger to throw you off of the witness stand or shut you down at a Housing Authority meeting....ha ha ha ha ha

S.D.  FREEE SPEECH, IT'S A BITCH, AND SO ARE YOU!

FB: YEAH, BUT I AM FAT BABS AND LOVE BEING A FAT, USELESS BITCH....HA HA HA HA HA....NEPOTISM, I LOVE IT. 

 

to be continued, I guess....   

 


note: this parody has nothing to do with another Fat Babs we didn't know existed when we originally wrote this  

Barbara "Babs" Thore
(1946–2022) was the beloved matriarch on TLC's My Big Fat Fabulous Life, known for her wit and charm. She passed away at 76 from cerebral amyloid angiopathy. The show documented her life, health struggles, and the family's grief, with her legacy continuing to be featured.

 

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