Monday, September 2, 2019

Somerville Access TV Charging to Put Children in Environment where Newscaster Wants Mayor Curtatone's "Ass"

Somerville Media Center wants your children!

So did Jeffrey Dahmer.



Makerspace Mondays is an intentionally youth directed space where young people can work on their own original media production projects with staff support. It is provided at a sliding scale ($0-$300) in order to provide access for all youth in our community. Please pay what you can, but know that the amount that you are able to pay does not impact your child(ren)’s chance of being enrolled in the program.

Theme Thursdays, formerly known as Workshop Wednesdays, are also returning! We’re excited to be offering a new series of workshops where youth will develop the skills to be confident, competent media producers by working on collaborative hands-on projects. Each 4-week session runs from 3-5:30pm on sequential Thursdays (excluding holidays/snow days), and is offered on a sliding scale–pay what you can, anywhere from $0-$250. Please note that we can only offer 2 full scholarships per family per school year.

YEP, HEATHER FEATHER HERSELF, WITH A LONG ALLEGED HISTORY OF CAUSING TROUBLE AT A PREVIOUS MEDIA OUTLET, NOW WANTS YOUR KIDS TO PONY UP THE BIG BUCKS


THEY CAN LEARN FROM THAT OLD QUEEN IN THE NEWSROOM ABOUT LUSTING FOR THE MAYOR'S 'ASS'


YOU WANT TO PAY SOMERVILLE MEDIA

CENTER TO HEAR SOME OLD LECH 

WANT TO PROCURE THE ASS OF THE

MAYOR?

REALLY? 



ALL WE CAN SAY IN MAYOR CURTATONE'S DEFENSE IS THAT HE'S A LOT CUTER THAN STEPHANIE MUCCINI-BURKE


HEY, MUCCINI-BURKE
IF YOU SLEEP WITH AN ALCOHOLIC
DO YOU BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC-(HIC) BY
OSMOSIS?