Hello Seniors,
We are the Funny Managers
Send us money in advance and go to the Town Line Motel in Malden...
You'll get financial advice for 99.99$$$
and how to file bankruptcy which your money management team certainly knows all about.
Oh, and if you can't find the Town Line as its been demolished, don't worry. We won't find you.
Just send that money now....
With all that ice cream my overweight wife chomps on, and with no non-profit to fleece, these are desperate times
love and kisses
your bankrupt money manager
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