Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Herald Letter re: Mass GOP Dandi Lyons

 

Wed, Feb 1 at 8:46 AM
Boston Herald Letters to the Editor
100 Grossman Dr. 4th Floor Braintree, Massachusetts 02184 United States

Hello Boston Herald,

Glad to see my old pal from St. Agnes Jimmy Lyons got bounced
after his politically incorrect position on the homosexual lifestyle.
He was such a nice kid back in the 1960s in Arlington, what happened?

After reading your alleged columnist Joe Battenfool's column (a rarity,)
and his rant that the Democrats are in the same boat as Republicans
is just more of Battenfraud's George Santos rhetoric.  
 
Battenfiend writes in the Herald (Jan 31, 2023) 
Both parties in Massachusetts are hemorrhaging voters, 
not just Republicans."  
 
HA HA HA....with Biden at the top of the ticket 
we came out in
droves, 
and it was all Democrats voting....
Republicans nowhere to be found.

So I wrote a little poem for your nitwit columnist, 
Mr. Bats in the Belfry,
sing to the tune of 
the Rolling Stones' Dandelions: 



DANDI-LYONS  (PARODY)

Sing to Rolling Stones Dandelions
__________________________

Amy Carnevale / just a bitter hag

Looks like Jimmy Lyons dressed in drag

Dandi-Lyons' votes that he can't steal 

Backing losers like Geoff Diehl

Mass GOP has no appeal 

She blew away Dandi-Lyons

Battenfraud he can't spell Poke-a-hantis

Writes like he's been drinking with
George Santos

Dandi-lyons a homophobe

sell it to the Boston Globe

He'll feign his is the story of Job

She blew away Dandi-Lyons

Howie Carr he is the biggest chump

hitched his wagon to the criminal Trump

I didn't get my invite Ernie

Used to be good friends with Bernie

With this poem, better call my attorney

She blew away Dandi-Lyons

Dandi-Lyons 

he just tells lies

Says guys can't 

hang with other guys

Roses, Daisies, 

Pumpkin Pies

She blew away 

Dandi-Lyons




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