crooked producer Squeal Ozporne Presents....
In the cellar of 85 George P. Hassett Drive, with the wastewater swirling on the floor, Breanna Lungo-Manchurikoehn sits in a chair while her People Person, Squeal Ozporn puts makeup on her face.
Breanna: What the hell are you doing?
Ozporn: It's just a Charlie Chaplin moustache.
Breanna: Gimme the mirror. (She looks into the mirror and sees an Adolph Hitler moustache on her face... She immediately wipes it off.)
Ozporn: What are YOU doing?
Breanna: "I might play the part well, but let's not give the store away. I have serious problems with that idiotic, lying Parking Commissioner you subjected me to.
Ozporn: We must maintain terror at city hall, and the Hitler moustache would do just that.
Breanna "Will you please grow up?"
Ozporn: It could've been worse. That old sex change Dr. Maurice "Eddy" Vincenzo and his/her/their "Ba" dude was as detrimental to your embattled time in office as David Rodrigues could ever be.
Breanna: Enough. My sleazy deal with K.P.LaW pays me dividends even you don't know about...
TO BE CONTINUED ...IT'S GOING TO GET BETTER....OR WORSE...DEPENDING, OF COURSE, ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW
WATCH FOR UPDATES DAILY AS WE GO AFTER K.K.K.ARAVIELLO, SCARE-PELLI, FAT ZAC, AND THE ANTI-CHRIST KLUB NICOLE MORELL, JENNY GRAHAM AND COMPUTER KLEPTOMANIAC PAUL COMEAU....
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