Falco and Scarpelli Pulled over for Distracting Drivers

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CITY OF MEDFRAUD


 Police Charge 2 Councilors with DISTRACTING DRIVERS, not distracted driving

Two unsuspecting Medfraud City Councilors were pulled over on the Fellsway by Stephen Lebert.

When Lebert asked John C. Falco and George A. Scarpelli why they were distracting drivers with a laser beam while driving, they were clueless.

LeBert: "You did not flash purple laser lights with the Prince symbol at other drivers??"  an incredulous LeBert asked.

Scarpelli and Falco thought about it and offered this "we did see some kind of light coming from the back seat where we are transporting some of the little bastards from our sports teams to a game."

LeBert took out the flashlight he swiped from the police department and gave a closer look.

"I know that guy. There's only one little bastard in the back seat.  He resembles the ex-city councilor who works at the sheriff's department."

Scarpelli: "Oh, we count him as two or three little bastards, trust us."

LeBlurt: "So you are saying this little bastard was shining the Prince symbol, in purple, off your bald heads and distracting drivers on the Fellsway?"

Scarpelli: Whatever.

LeBert shined the light in the face of the individual in the back of the car, who shot a laser light back at the defrocked police officer.
Right in his eyes.


LeBlurt then blurted out "I'll put a hole in your fxxxxxng head"

Suddenly Alan Doherty's cruiser pulls up.  Falco demands that he arrest LeBlurt.

Doherty saunters out of his car, munching on something.

Scarpelli: "Are you going to arrest leBlurt?"

Doherty: "For what? Impersonating a police officer?  Stevie LeBert's been impersonating police officers for over thirty years, why go after him now?   Let me finish my french fries...I'll think about it...

Falco: What about punishing the little bastard in the back seat for getting us into this jam?

Doherty: He plays ball with Mike Nestor...isn't that punishment enough?


File Under: DeFrocked Police Officer courtesy of obsessive Rev. Chip   


Post Script: Heidi Riccio fuming "I'm the officer of the year"  she picks up LeBlurt's laser and starts pointing it every which way but loose...

to be continued (NOT!)