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THANK YOU, KERRY DAHLING, FOR SENDING US THESE DOCUMENTS UNDER YOUR ASSUMED FACEBOOK NAME...
WE ARE NOW GOING TO PUBLISH THE SCRIPT TO THE FALCO DEBATE UNDER THE CODE NAMES THAT MADAME KERRY HAS GIVEN THEM. WE THINK SHE STOLE THE DOCUMENTS FROM HER ALLEGED BEST FRIEND, JOHN, BUT SHE WILL PROBABLY BLAME A CHILD THAT ALLEGEDLY RUNS TO THE FALCO HOME FOR SAFETY FROM VERBAL ABUSE!
THE GREAT DEBATE II
THE CODE NAMES FOR THE THREE CANDIDATES FOR MAYOR ARE
ARCHIE BUNKER
POLYANNA
COUNT ORLOK
PARODY MODERATOR JOE VIGLIONE
JOE V: THIS GOES TO COUNT ORLOK, THE STATE ETHIC COMMISSION STATES
State Ethics Commission issues reminder on use of public resources for political purposes (THAT MEANS YOU, MADAME K, AND YOUR GOVERNMENT COMPUTER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY (NOT!), Georgiana and Mr. Halloran,) The Commission reminds state, county, and
municipal employees that the conflict of interest law generally
prohibits the use of public resources in connection with political
campaigns or other private political activity.
Count Orlok responds: Polyanna ran a toxic atmosphere in her administration
Joe V, Moderator: We are talking about your lack of ethics. Don't change the subject. You sound like a bald Sarah Palin.
Count Orlok responds: Polyanna ran a toxic atmosphere in her administration
JV Moderator: How can you say that when she's clueless and usually doing her nails?
Count Orlok; You're WRONG. She's a horrible woman running around giving out those rose colored glasses to anyone she meets so they don't see her vile wickedness and evil.
JV Moderator: OK, Archie Bunker-Petrella, on Route 60 at Target Store to the Immaculate Conception Church on Pleasant St Malden the road is a mess, yet that is probably in the top 10 for busiest traffic roads in Medford. What would you do to fix that connecting road to Malden
Archie Bunker-Petrella: I'm with Pastor Michael and those wonderful beautiful people of the New England Baptist Church with all their wonderful beautiful bigotry.
JV, MODERATOR: Your Trump leanings are showing and you still aren't answering the question about roadways?
Archie Bunker Petrella: Something of substance for the election? Get real! As you know, moderator, I'm an expert on religions. The Immaculate Conception Church has its share of scandals that we must ignore ...did you know a Medford politician put his city hall address on the church's website?
JV Moderator: Yes, I uncovered the malfeasance, but you are ignoring the question about roadways and substantial information the voters want.
Archie Bunker Petrella : Back in the days of the crusades the church killed homosexuals. Jesus had twelve men around him all the time
JV Moderator: The Crusades were from 1091 to 1295 ...longer than our stay in Afghanistan, Jesus was between BC and AD, your chronology is off.
Archie Bunker Petrella: I'm the religious expert here. And what do BC Uncle Bob Camuso and AD Adeline DiPaola have to do with my religious speech
JV, MODERATOR: Where's Dan Kennedy when I need HIM?
Moving right along, Polyanna, you talk about Four Hundred Thousand Dollars for Haines Sq as if this is a new thing? Didn't Paul Donato get that money for us centuries ago?
Polyanna Lungo-Koehn: Didn't YOU know Paul in 1971?
JV Moderator: What does that have to do with the question?
Polyanna: Well, you've known him half a century, I was born around the time you were in Playboy and they made you keep your clothes on, I didn't know Paul centuries ago, you did, why don't you ask him?
JV Moderator: So much for transparency candidates. Let's talk Transgender
Sad Sac Bears from the auditorium yells; I AM TIRED OF ALL THE TRANSGENDER DENIERS IN MEDFORD
JV, MODERATOR: WE KNOW, SAD ZAC, BUT if the question was about same sex martians?
Zac Swears: I am TIRED of all the Same Sex Martian Deniers in Medford
JV, MODERATOR: OK< Zac, we got it. Our Revolution Talking points probably conjured up by that horrible awful witch Mea Mustone. At least when Mark Arena spoke we knew his dad was writing the script, *(before Jean Nuzzo and Cheryl knocked Atty Anthony Arena off of the Board of Appeals, that's a story for another day) but you, Zac, are off the rails.
Archie Bunker Petrella: ZAC BEARS IS A MENACE. THOSE POOOR PEOPLE AT THAT CHURCH, HE COULD HAVE STARTED A RIOT WITH THAT BULLHORN, STONES COULD HAVE BEEN HURLED THROUGH A BAPTIST CHURCH WINDOW....WHERE ARE RALPH BELLAMY AND DON AMECHE FROM TRADING PLACES TO MEET ME AT THE TRUMP MEETING? WHERE...WHERE?
TO BE CONTINUED
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