Sunday, May 23, 2021

Uncle Bob Has No Standing in the Community

the retirement bored"

Today's edition of The Breanna Lungo-Koehn Poetry Corner 

A poltergeist from which

citizens need some immunity

Uncle Bob has no standing

in the community

his malfeasance it festers 

till it's more than ripe

he threatened to hit me

with a metal pipe

Stop and Shop Wellington

Should put him on embargo

he took the groceries home

thought he was at Wells Fargo

Suddenly, light struck, to Uncle Bob's dismay

he put those groceries in his car

and he forgot to pay!

It's a true story, the punchline grotesque

you see the manager confirmed it

Uncle Bob is such a pest

For confessing to the store

and that must have been hard

they praised him and give him

a twenty five $dollar gift card

Ask Uncle Bob for his version

his nose is gonna grow

look what he did to 

Dianna Dingolo

__________________________

pompous old fool

Breanna should have cut the cord

but she inflicted the old geezer to

the Retirement Board

he ran the city council

with arrogance and impunity

Uncle Bob has no standing

in the community

Primping in the back

like Sunday Mass is show and tell

Now he's the exile 

of St. Raphael

the aging old ghost, 

extending his claw

with an impotent old judge named

Cavaflaw




9:47 am Sunday May 23, 2021

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