Produced by Richard F. Caravie-LOL
Directed by George
"Bloody Broomstick Sumo Wrestler"
Scarpelli
Confessions of a Rotund Racist
Key Grip: Neil "I hate Whitey" Osborne
Music: Neil "I Want to Punch Whitey" Osborne
Malice: Stephanie Muccini-Burke
Violence: The Edward P. Finn Corporation
Brady Infestation: Captain Kevin Faller
Inappropriate Conduct: Officer Paul Covino
Reverse Racism: Neil Osborne
Inappropriate Hiring: Marice Edouard Vincent
Dietician: Isaac Bruce "Zac" Bears IIIII
(good luck with that!)
Additional Fat Jokes: Adam Hurtubise
Door Smasher: Adam the Madame Knight
Rose Colored Glasses: Breanna Lungo Koehn
FADE IN: Attorney Deveney, LLC, of the firm Lumpy, Lardy and Corrupt (the LLC) has denied a homosexual access television time. Her hatred of minorities festers the more she looks in the mirror to see the ripples of cellulite that emerge like a plague of locusts on a daily basis.
Muccini-Burke has stolen one election and had an invisible opponent in the second, but now she's up against Polyanna Breanna whom the world likes, and she knows she is in trouble.
Deveney: "If you lose this thing, Stephanie, I'll have to go to Everett where the Feds show up on an hourly basis. They may get a Zoom video of my racist ways, and that could end the reign of terror you might exact on an unsuspecting YMCA now that you've blackmailed Gary Christenson over that photo of him at Anthony's with a notorious homosexual."
TO BE CONTINUED
P.S. Some of this ain't parody, you figure it out.
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