Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Struggling Battenfool @ Herald Has Kamala Freakout

 

Joe Battenfeld of the Herald
135 views in 6 years on YouTube

Joe Vig, 354 views in 12 days  (370 views July 25, 2024, 9:45 am)
City Winery interview 

Joe Battenfiend at the Herald is attempting to throw mud
at our next president, Kamala Harris, but like most Republicans
feeding the fizzling MAGA crowd, it's about as effective as the
2020 "red wave" which never happened.

Ever see those HBO specials on beat up old porn actors? 
That's what Battenfeld looks like in the 6 year old video,
he must be even more hideous these days, the picture of 
Dorian Gray.

The source of the bigot's consternation and dismay?   President Kamala Harris
The thought is driving MAGA crazy.  A prosecutor going after the felon?
For Degenerative Donny, it is the end of the line.  It's like getting doubly prosecuted,
prosecuted in the courts, prosecuted on the campaign trail.  Gotta love it.

Battenfraud, channeling Karnak the Magnificent (Johnny Carson's parody of a psychic) writes this:
"It seems unlikely that Biden will be able to serve out the remaining five months of his term, 
and he will face pressure from Democrats to give the Oval Office keys to Harris, making her the de facto incumbent.
 
 

Saw the critic's screening last night of Deadpool vs Wolverine....gratuitous violence, too many vulgarities,
a perfect reflection of Battenfeld's mind once Kamala took over the campaign.


Well, JB, here's a funny gift for you, guaranteed to get you more readers,
my parody of Glenn Campbell's Rhinestone Cowboy entitled
Bone Spur Coward

 BONE SPUR COWard, 


A HORSE'S ASS IN A STAR BLOODED RODEO 
Sing to Rhinestone cowboy Glen Campbell
Sing to old Glen https://youtu.be/8kAU3B9Pi_U

 
I've been stalking these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty women of Fraudway
Where hustle's the name of the game
the convicted felon Hitler apprentice is lame
There's been a load of cons and grifting
My daughter's Chinese Trademarks I was gifting
But all of the Kool Aid right now = drinks are on me

I'm the Bone Spur Coward
A horse's ass in a star blooded rodeo
Like the Bone Spur Coward
Getting court injunctions from people I don't even know
And offers of cocaine come in from little Don


Well, my son Eric's such a pain
And Yiffany and Baroon, I don't even know their names
But you're down when Stormy wants cash
And EJ Carroll and the judge call their attorneys in a flash
My stripper wife is in hiding
I should not have screwed Michael Cohen when confiding
JD Vance gives me the Hitler Salute every day

Trump's the Bone Spur Coward
he don't fight for his country
in his star blooded rodeo

There's been a load of cons and grifting
My daughter's Chinese Trademarks I was gifting
But all of the Kool Aid right now = drinks are on me
I'm the Bone Spur Coward
A horse's ass in a star blooded rodeo
Like the Bone Spur Coward
Getting court injunctions from people I don't even know
And offers of cocaine come in from little Don
 

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