A PARODY - wait till this one gets into the search engines!!! from this powerful blog site!!!!!
Hi - I'm Julie Ciollo - lunatic attorney from the MBTA who answers public records requests by defaming the messenger. It's so much fun!
to swerve and infect!
WITH the power of the MBTA Police I can bully and intimidate with glee...unless, of course, I'm stupid enough to send Joe Sacco out to swerve and forget to protect! Who says you can't catch a case of alcoholism with Joey out there on the road...hah...and we can even keep you from using curse words because now that we've picked up the assets of a useless bus company all you have to say is "Fung Wah" when Mr. Sacco comes rolling at you instead of the other F word.
Pay No Attention To Those Fake News Reports about Fung Wah!
“The scary part was the ride back from Boston at 1 or 2am,” reports Brittyn L from Hillsboro, Oregon, in 2013. “I was lifted out of my seat and knocked heads with my friend on several occasions (not on purpose). They were going so fast that the bumps on the road were so extreme that my butt was off the seat by at least three inches!”
Michelle V from Richmond Hill, New York, made a suggestion: “If you’d like to arrive at your destination alive, maybe Amtrak or Greyhound would be a better choice. It’s a few more bucks, but at least you’ll get to Boston, ya know, NOT DEAD!”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/17/fung-wah-new-york-city-worst-bus-company
With this arrangement...and my derangement....the MBTA intends to cull the herd and kill off more passengers than COVID-19!
In Fact, COVID-19, in collusion with the MBTA, has made riding through Boston on the train at rush hour a breeze! The more people that die at the hands of the virus, the more people who remain safe from unhinged drivers like #73274
We protect our drivers by putting masks and gloves on them, giving you a free ride to hell!
They not only look like bandits! Some of them are bandits...taking your money and dumping you off on Locust St., Medford, taking your cash and making you walk home! #73274 wasn't driving recklessly in our opinion, she was our Beta test to see how much malfeasance we could get away with!
And if you try to do something about it like file a Public Records Request for the evidence, we'll have old Mike McGlynn from Medford send his certifiable stalkers after you. Mike's older brother Jack - the powerful lobbyist - use to have the MBTA as a client until Deval Patrick gave him the boot...just like Deval gave to McGlynn's sweet old uncle when he was wrongfully on the board of the Medford Housing Authority! And then McGlynn's brother-in-law was actually in charge of the entire MBTA ...something that determined for us that we should re-brand the product so it is now Fung-MBTA-Wah! Say that 5 times fast.
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MBTA and FUNG WAH, a marriage made in hell...and the good thing for me...I'm not mentally competent to stand trial so I can say whatever the hell I want about people and yell "fire" in a crowded theater...or on a not so crowded bus!
If A Tree Falls in a Forest and No One is There to Hear it, it's like Julie Ciollo screaming at rush hour to empty trains...and that's the way I like it!
Social Distancing to 2022 we say...I hate people...this is heaven for a witch like me!
