Elvis wants a Blue Christmas
Bing wants a White Christmas
Ozzzy wants a Black Nativity
But Breanna demands a GREEN CHRISTMAS
Some fun free speech, just political satire...enjoy
Pt 1: https://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2020/12/a-merry-medford-christmas-214-pm-12-24.html
https://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2020/12/a-merry-medford-christmas-214-pm-12-24.html
This is part 2 https://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2020/12/pt-2-breannas-green-christmas-breanna.html
Part 3 https://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2020/12/part-3-of-breanna-parody-live-from.html
Putz David Rodrigues: "Even I think it was a bit tacky you going for the gold on Christmas"
Breanna: Our Revolution Medford wants a convicted felon to be mayor. We need cash cash cash.
David Koehn: We have lots of cash. Mommy and Daddy gave you a bundle ...why do you think I married you?
Breanna: "Hey, husband, thanks for being so brutally honest. For Christmas I got Rick Caraviello to drive you."
DK: I don't need a limo today
Breanna: Not in a limo. In his new boat...
part 3: TO BE CONTINUED AT THE WATERING HOLE.... BRAZO'S BRA AND BRILLE...
https://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2020/12/part-3-of-breanna-parody-live-from.html
Drunk Hairdresser live at Brazos..."HA!...so glad the editor piped in the secret wire to Breanna's house that we can watch on the screens here at Brazo's Bra and Brille...
Bartender: Why are you sitting next to the editor, again, he will snap your photos?
Drunk Hairdresser: HA ! Better to be photographed by the editor than in a boat with Rick Caraviello, I can tell you that from personal experience!
Editor: what do you think about Breanna's barter deal for Christmas: she lets Rick take her husband for a boat ride, she won't block him from meetings with Governor Baker again!
(Drunk hairdresser laughs and sprays/spits out her drink all over the place...)
Hairdresser:....Bartender, gimme another drink after that one! HA! That marriage and the boat ride have something in common!
Bartender: Yeah, as you like your drinks, they're both ON THE ROCKS!
Drunk Hairdresser...ok, enough with the Koehn Clan, play us some Graceland for Christmas, bartender...
Bartender: Much obliged: https://youtu.be/zPf2wnch8D4
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