Saturday, May 1, 2021

COUNCILOR ZAC BEARS' PARENTS SET NEW CURFEW AT 6 PM AFTER READING POLICE REPORT ON ADAM KNIGHT ON THIS VERY NEWs SITE!

 PARENTS OF COUNCILOR BEARS HAVE

REVOKED HIS PERMISSION TO ATTEND COUNCIL MEETINGS.


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


COUNCILOR ZAC BEARS HAS BEEN FORBIDDEN TO ATTEND COUNCIL MEETINGS AFTER BEARS' PARENTS READ THE POLICE REPORT ON ADAM KNIGHT


THE ENTIRE BEARS' FAMILY, INCLUDING THEIR UNCLE SMOKEY, FEELS THE DANGER IS TOO GREAT WITH TEMPERAMENTAL HOTHEAD KNIGHT IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ISAAC.


Uncle Smokey of the Bears thinks that Knight is SUCH a hothead he wants to throw a bucket of water on him to prevent forest fires.


So does half the city council.

Word on the street is that Marks and Caraviello LOATHE Adam Knight, but will never tell him to his face.



WE THINK THIS IS A PARODY

IS IT?

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