NEW EDITOR OF THE MEDFORD DISADVANTAGE:

 AN INTERVIEW WITH

JACKIE 

EVAN EVANGELISA: WHY do you want to take my job?

JACKIE: Because I can

EVAN EVANGELISA: My job reputation is sterling, they say your resume' is horizontal

JACKIE: CUT AND PASTE JACKIE, THAT'S ME

EVAN EVANGELISA: PERPETUALLY PREGNANT IS WHAT YOU ARE.  WHO KNOCKED YOU UP THIS TIME?

JACKIE: THAT'S NOT FAIR

EVAN: WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS YOU ON MATERNITY LEAVE 36 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR...at what cost to the taxpayers for Breanna Lungo Koehn's political favor to another mayor.

YOU MAKE LISA EVANGELISTA LOOK LIKE TRUMAN CAPOTE

JACKIE: BETTER HER THAN ME.

TO BE CONTINUED