A cop friend of mine asked me:
"If he wasn't your type, why would you go out with him?"
Well, it's complicated. Another refugee from the AirBNB. You want to meet people? Manage an AirBNB~
We became platonic friends over the summer of 2018, and then he and the wife patched things up. I was happy for him and figured I'd never see him again. Of course during the early days when we were "just friends" I had to hear in great detail every sex act he had while visiting the soon-to-be-ex and how many times, where and how....uggg....
I'm thinking "And you want to get back with the wife and I need to hear such descriptive things about her?" but I never stated it openly, just in my brain.
If you have to brag to your friends that you are banging the soon-to-be ex on the washing machine, the marriage has as much of a chance as Karaviello becoming mayor of Medford.
Come September his marriage is over and he lands back with me, the drama queen. 46 years of age at the time, what was I thinking going out with someone THAT old? Well he's sobbing and needs a friend and starts crying on my shoulder and then I hear how much he loves me.
Ain't the first "straight" guy and he certainly won't be the last. Right! So many married men, they love to find a guy who doesn't "look" gay. Well, I may not "look" gay, but you would be hard-pressed to find someone more open about his lifestyle as I am. Wrap your brain around their motive...or motives...knowing that.
He's buying me dinners, buying me nice clothing, and then he decides he wants to have a sugar mama. He asks me if I'm alright with him going on that gutter known as "Match dot com."
NO, I'm not alright with that.
He ignored me, and at that point I dumped him (two months from today THREE years ago)...
the poor thing that he snags marries him very quickly. That's what is called the rebound.
So the ex wife dumped him in 2018
I dumped him in 2019
And the new wife dumped him in 2022.
The thought of him today makes my skin curl, crawl and put up defense mechanisms.
and he thought I was joking and not going to leave him. Can you believe the audacity? Tell a guy that you love him as he did so many times with me and expect me to allow him to be a slut AND get married?
One of his crooked friends found a check of mine (after we split) and deposited it. I called him furious (a "double deposit," he had cashed it by phone, the crook took the already deposited check and cashed it again, along with his dad's check) ...now he's got me on the phone acting like we are going to be all buddy/buddy. I said "Don't you get it? This is a business call about the check. We're all done."
You could hear his jaw hit the floor. Jerk.
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So she's divorcing him, on December 1 they have no more condo...they both lost their jobs (she was making A LOT of money!) and somehow she's in the psych ward this past week.
I have SO moved on.
it's 3:02 am....felt like rambling when I heard that his match dot com wife is in the psych ward....he can do that to you....but I dumped the bastard before he could do the serious damage....those poor floozies on Match....
Let me tell you, ladies, I KNOW first hand what the predatory pricks do online, and if those tramps (they all jumped into bed with him on the first date, he said "unprotected"...disgusting, right?) had any sense they wouldn't be online in the first place.
He was "excited" about a broad that made 300K a year...she turned out to be a Glenn Close Fatal Attraction psychotic monster...ha ha...he never told me about it, got it from a third party....hasta la vista, Baby, I was out of that situation right quick.
and with his finding loons on Match makes me look like a day at the beach. He was better off with me, but I am SO happy and better off without him....please remind self NOT to go out with someone over 45 again!!!!! (the previous one before Mr Drama Queen, Freddy from the club, was 35 at the time, and though a handful, far more fun!)
I could get more detailed but that's enough for this morning.
DEAR ERICA, PART 1
https://soundcloud.com/joe-viglione/dear-erica
Words and Music Joe Viglione, ASCAP Copyright (C)2021 Var Music Publishing Company
Dear Erica
You wouldn't have been the blushing bride
if I hadn't stopped his suicide
dear Erica
my dear Erica
you know what they say
better me than you
There was Erica 1
You were Erica 2
dear Erica
As a journalist I go to the immediate sources
Pray tell us now, that makes how many divorces?
That old drunk is such a vile abuser
3 divorces in a row (including me,) He is the ULTIMATE LOSER
He was a little thirsty
some bourbon and some birch
hid from the Malden police
till I picked him up at church
My Dear Erica
Erica
Those wedding photos what a nice pose
he used to buy me the most beautiful clothes
my dear Erica
dear Erica
He Loves Reagan
I voted for Obama
he wasn't my type
but he is quite the charmer
Picking up nip bottles
not my karma
Looks like he found his Sugar Mama
Dear Erica
Living with him / a little too much friction
calls for intervention and a little interdiction
Dear Erica
Dear Erica
Guitar solo
Oh girl may all your hopes and dreams come true
he lived with me before he married you
he wanted his cake
and to eat it too
it was his biggest mistake
then I told him to screw
Dear Erica
The abuse would start to escalate
First Kristen then me
get out get out
before it's too late
Dear Erica
The little girl in him, emerging in the light
found him touching me in places in the middle of the night
Erica
Erica
Dear Erica
Erica
He was screaming and yelling, such a pain in the axxxx
and then he kisses me at Christmas Mass (2018, Wakefield Catholic Church)
Dear Erica
Dear Erica
He Promised me that I'd be in his will
Tell him to take a Fxxxxg pill, Dear Erica
He promised me that I'd be in his will
Tell the futhermucker to go take a pill, Dear Erica
He took my check, made a double deposit
Now you've got the guy / stuck in the closet
you might find out that It could be worse,
my advice, better watch your purse
Dear Erica
Dear Erica
Dear Erica
His marriage like his drinks
on the rocks
the ex-wife knew something's up
we were nervous when she stalks
He had to put up shades
when we sat on the couch
he told the cops he grabbed her phone
what an idiot, OUCH
Dear Erica
If you're in need of moral support
get yourself that Andover police report
his mother in law said that she'd kill him
The Wakefield police, they should have billed him
Dear Erica
And then he took my check,
made a double deposit
you're stuck with the dude
firmly in the closet, Dear Erica
Dear Erica
my dear Erica
Dear Erica
Dear Erica
His marriage like his drinking
on the rocks
until the ex wife had to change the locks
I spent all that time taking him to AA
You know that Viagra? He hides that he's gay
Dear Erica
There was Erica 1
You were Erica 2
the Sugar Mamas you never knew
Dear Erica
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