Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Top 20 Egomaniacs in Medford, #4 Zac Bears..... Is Mr Bears Suffering from Early Onset Dementia ?

 #4 in our Top 20, a Series

  Isaac "Bruce" Zac Bears the IX

Previous #10 Dr N.O. himself, Neil Osborne

https://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2022/11/the-20-biggest-egomaniacs-in-medford.html

 

Zac Bears is an enigma.  I'm a pretty smart guy, writing for 17 lifetimes, and with all my investigative skills I cannot figure out if Zac is a space alien, a robot experiment gone bad, mineral, animal or vegetable.

 

He could be a closet lesbian.

 

Zac is actually a 98 pound weakling. You think he's some "big fat guy" to paraphrase Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, but that isn't a flesh butterball, it's Zac's enormous ego that looks like it is solidifying transparently around him, a cocoon of sorts to hide his insanity.  

The ego is so pronounced, erratic and corrupted like a computer file that it makes him look like some rolling pile of blubber oozing through Medford Square with a bull horn aimed at the New England Baptist Church, an easy target, for sure, but it got Zac in the local newspapers, which no longer exist.  

Without his "fix" of becoming a headline as well as a nuisance, Chief Buckley needs to watch him very carefully lest he go banging on doors at midnight again.

 

I cannot figure him out, and I'm an expert on matters like these...

 

to be continued 

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