Saudi Arabia ranks among the world's top executioners behind China and Iran in 2022, according to statistics from Amnesty International. Though executions slowed during the height of the coronavirus pandemic, they've surged in recent years. In March 2022, the kingdom executed 81 people on the same day, the largest known mass execution carried out in the kingdom in its modern history. https://news.yahoo.com/saudi-arabia-says-executes-american-153628564.html
Mr. Caraviello was concerned. Who was driving his RC Limo that he was heading towards to pick up a fare? Of course the city council was in session, but "on the fence" Caraviello couldn't make up his mind, nor his sexual preference, at this moment in time whether to stay at the council or pick up the fare.
It was attorney Scary who pulled up to the fat Zucchini Brain, rolled down his window and said "Get in."
The infuriated fat man wanted to know why Attorney Scary had control of his limo. Then a voice in the vehicle said loudly "The back seat, now."
It was Johnny G. Penitent, Caraviello got his fat ass in without Vaseline on the doors, this time.
"Mikey's not very happy, Rick. And he sent me over to tell you so."
"It's the damn blogger, Johnny. He seems to have taken my lies and perjury to heart."
Johnny was looking out the window, not at the fat bastard, and calmly stated "It's been six years and seven months, and after you lost in criminal court, your victim is having a party at your expense. This is unacceptable."
Attorney Scary pipes in while driving onto Route 93 North "Ever see the film City Hall, Rick, with Al Pacino? The blogger called me "the poor man's Anthony Franciosa as mobster Paul Zapatti!" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115907/characters/nm0290047
Rick: "See, see, he went after you with a vengeance."
Atty Scary: "I like the guy."
Rick C: "You like him, after all he did to you??"
Johnny G: It was simply business. David knew that, and made a hundred grand in the process. Both sides fought the good fight, and went their separate ways.
Rick: "I'll get him boss, don't you worry."
Johnny G: "Now you sound like the two bit hood from the film The Client. Gangster Johnny Sulari's nephew. "Uncle Johnny, I'll get him...I promise....I promise" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109446/?ref_=nm_flmg_c_115_act
Rick: Where, exactly, are we going?
Cousin Johnny puts a gun to Caraviello's side "Guess you never watched the Client."
Attorney Scary: "Here's where I get to play Tony Franciosa as Zapatti talking to the late Danny Aiello as soon-to-be ex city hall person Frank Anselmo:
"Take the pressure off yourself."
Mayoral Candidate Caraviello attempts to jump out of the car, but he's locked in.
Johnny G: You need a rest, Rick. My cousin Atty Scary is right
...take the pressure off yourself."
Caraviello: I know Marian Ryan
Johnny G "We all know Marian Ryan. What's Marian going to do for you?"
Failed mayoral candidate Caraviello looks up, the sign says "The Lafayette Resorts, Wells, Maine."
Caraviello: This is where Sheriff DiPaola committed suicide!
Johnny G: Guess you don't read the papers, Metro West Daily said "...apparently committed suicide..."
the Lafayette Resort in Wells, Maine
Middlesex Sheriff James DiPaola apparently committed suicide, left note https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/story/news/2010/11/27/middlesex-sheriff-james-dipaola-apparently/41299631007/
The cousins by marriage force the mayoral candidate up the steps. He goes into the room.
"Martha!" Caraviello says. "Get me out of this."
Martha takes the gun from Johnny G, points it at the mayoral candidate and says "Bada Bing!"
Cousin Johnny - straight out of Martin Scorses' Goodfellas replies "And that's that."
Marian Ryan emerges from the shadows. Attorney Scary asks her "What do we do with this mess?"
Ryan says "Call Greenpeace, tow that fat whale carcass back into the water."
Cousin Johnny: "Oh, you read the blog? HE Always uses that line about towing the fat guys out to sea."
Marian: Wouldn't miss it. He's got more info than all my investigators combined. Glad to be of service, tell Mikey I said Hi.
Martha blows the fumes from the recently fired pistol. And she smiles.
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