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Hi, I'm loony Daura Luggan from Medford Community Media with an illegal infomercial as a tribute to the two old buzzards from Medford Community Cablevision, Inc.
It's a new show Hair Club For Loony Luggan!
Oh, that's not my picture, though the cut is similar, that's Kreepy Ken Cincinnati - the self-serving Jackass that tried to endorse Pathetic Gorgon and it blew up in his face at the city council where Madam Knight wanted to call the cops on Kenny!
That's my hair-styling of Kenny Cincinnati...and once it freeze-dries in about ten days (he has to sit in the chair THAT LONG!) we're going to have him play the Chevalier Pipe Organ as the Phantom of The Access TV Opera - which Kreepy Kenny Sin-cinnati truly is!
Heck, if some woman from Medford Housing Authority can have someone punch her time clock and not show up for work to give drunken haircuts at her illegal salon in her home, why can't we do the same thing?
Double Heck, that barber shop should give the Two Vultures from the old TV3 space to run their operation and file your bankruptcy applications...they sure have enough experience with it!
to be continued...
