The Oz Neilborne Interview
Dr. Neilborne: So someone blasted Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls out the window and I have to field questions. I feel very uncomfortable
Editor: Oh, Dr. N.O., if you were a bit more forthcoming you wouldn't feel so awkward
Dr Neilborne: Are you going to bring up Zac Bears again?
Editor: Of course not, someone that big takes all the air out of the room and we'd never get this discussion done.
Dr. Neilborne: Why do you want me to have all the fat people arrested?
Editor: Well, not all of them, just the aforementioned Bears, Caraviello especially, Scarpelli for being Stupid AND Fat, Chief Buckley and his crew of Dunkin Donuts gobblers...
Dr. Neilborne: You didn't mention Mr. Durham?
Editor: I'm pissed off that he didn't sit on you and have the ambulance take you away...
Dr. Neilborne: One never knows...keep hoping...
...and no Ton Markello tonight?
Editor: Tonny two face will appear in Chapter Two...as in, Two Ton Tony Fats...
Dr. N.O.: Fat, fat, fat, fat, you are obsessed
Editor: Hardly, it's just that all the fat people in politics are stupid. You never brought up Deanna Deveney, so your deafening silence seems to say that you approve of her racism.
Now for some Beatles: Boy, you're going to carry that WEIGHT, marry that WEIGHT a long time... https://youtu.be/dcv1EFoaX-8
DR. N.O.: Enough, please, I can't take anymore....(Dr No runs off of the set...)
to be continued
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