Thursday, June 26, 2025

Ms. Decristofaro THE MEDFORD INFO CENTRAL POETRY CORNER RETURNS Command Leadership Under Buckley HA HA HA If Babs DeCristafaro just went to Jenny Craig, they would still be in business today fair use copyright of a public figure

If Babs DeCristafaro just went to Jenny Craig, they would still be in business today

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 Ms. Decristofaro /

Beg, Steal and BORE-Oh,

mommy can't find her plac/

she won't get it back

You let your fingers do the walking,

when Jenny Craig you should be stalking,

Run now to Breanna /

She should send you to Guyana /

that awful Holly Simione /

get you Kool Aid from Jim Jones

Buckley Says Good Men and Women

in Lies the Chief is Swimmin'

Don't let Leo tarry

just look at old Harry /

 

Watchout Ghilain

 

he may be wired

 

Good thing he's retired 

 

DO AS WE SAY NOT AS WE DO DEPARTMENT!  WILL STATE ETHICS COMMISSION FOLLOW UP?  Medford Police Sergeant Under Investigation For Wrongly Using Disabled Parking Placard: Re

The placard reportedly belongs to a close family member of the officer.

https://patch.com/massachusetts/medford/medford-police-sergeant-under-investigation-wrongly-using-disabled-parking 

 

Is Covino the son of Jackass Covino? HA HA Reprobates at Medford Police Station, all sinners and losers! HA HA HA
medfordmasspolice https://www.instagram.com/p/DAWfz2myuEL/

Congratulations to Sergeant Barbara DeCristofaro and Sergeant Chris Covino on completing the FBI LEEDA Command Leadership Institute training recently held in Lynnfield, Ma sponsored by the Municipal Police Training Committee (MPTC)!

The FBI-LEEDA Command Leadership Institute is a dynamic, intensive and challenging 4 1/2-day program

If Babs DeCristafaro just went to Jenny Craig, they would still be in business today

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Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Calling Dr Andrew Irwin at Tufts Medical Calling Dr Andrew Irwin at Tufts Medical

 Calling Dr Andrew Irwin at Tufts Medical

Paramount Pictures reportedly told the publicist that I was the best interview of the day with Director Robert Zemeckis (for his motion picture Flight.) Of course I was. Back to the Future, indeed.

What does the good doctor have in common with the legendary film director?  I interviewed them both!, so to speak

https://joeviglione.substack.com/p/invasion-of-the-vines-why-we-have 

Calling Dr Andrew Irwin at Tufts Medical

That handsome Dr Andrew Irwin at Tufts Medical wrote me a silly letter excusing me from work. How did he come up with that? I work for myself, thus, I already excused myself from manual labor. It’s the work of my mind he should be more concerned about. He didn’t talk much, but he sure is cute. Can teach him some better tricks than writing nonsensical letters for patients. How much money do they pay these people? Sit!   On the bed. Roll Over! Gimme your paw. The rest of the commands I will send him mentally.

Being the cordial and innocent man that I am I stopped before he ruined my marriage. Sigh. Hope that he hasn’t already

Now tell me, what is the purpose of this essay? Well, if we were robots, Artificial Intelligence, we most likely would retain all data, like a tape recorder. The Universe gave us memory to forget episodes of our favorite TV shows so that we can enjoy them again, even after already watching in the past…


Thursday, June 12, 2025

Memories from the Hospital, Part 1

 I'm the only patient who walks the halls at night like a ghost. 

I fall asleep in chairs in the hall. 

They are used to me. 


I say something to a staffer and it scares her 2 am. 


She yells "Jesus Christ". 


I say *You call me, my daughter?". 


She laughs. 


They love my twisted sense of humor

Never waste a crisis.’ Do the New Frog

 Do the New Frog

June 12 2025 Copyright C The Editor JV

  "Any resemblance to actual events, to persons living or dead, is not the result of chance.   

 1969 film Z


You’re like a radiated Chernobyl dog

Getting so manic just by reading my blog

We have a word for your hate/ So unusually scumly

Enabled by a solicitor we call Dumbly

 

Do the new Frog

Jump off of  a log

Some creepy fat lady Boria 

Who crawled out of a bog

With the franchise fee

They lived high off the hog

So do the new frog

 

The ugly lesbian thought that she was Isis

My motto is, never waste a crisis

The judge called the witch out and did award her

Karen Carpenter laughed at the restraining order


The balding old buzzard with no business acumen

His partner said they would be damned, to that we say Amen

Useless and Pathetic, they hate the disabled and gay

We give them the finger and say "Have a nice day."


It's a beautiful day, the racists are gone

The Camuso bloody meat cleaver thrown/ into the beyond

Adam looking for another bank door to screw

his little children in the car, did daddy have a drink or two?


Debbie Does Dallas, a 1978 pornographic film, does not use the disclaimer in print, but Bambi Woods, in the film's trailer, insists the film is "completely fictional" while at the same time surmising that the events in the film "could have really happened."[