(Captain, Oh My Captain!)
Captain, oh Captain, What's that Gun you're clutching ?
You've just been accused / of Unwanted Touching
Z Z Top might be ornery /looking for some Tush
When All you wanted was a tiny little brush
The Union Rep will call you the Great Pretender
Like the City Council Prez and some sex offender
We chronicle your crimes, who you gonna thank?
Some Council VP out there
Smashing up a bank?
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For what's going on we don't need to be Einstein
The Medford PD has its own Harvey Weinstein
Ho hum you boys so frisky /
Saturday night at the fights
Gives new meaning to "dim all the lights."
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Get old J J back for some Irish brogue strumming
Like First Floor of City Hall / lots more conduct unbecoming
You guys so out of control, it's easy to be rude
like Medford High school teachers
and all that moral turpitude
If you want the guy to like you
You should have been a lady
for years you've been my nominee
to catch a little Brady
For what's going on we don't need to be Einstein
The Medford PD has its own Harvey Weinstein
So strong, abuse of power, and oh! a new position
The chief will give you 3 hail Marys
and one act of contrition
This Stairway to Kevin
Let's be honest, let's be frank
you were hoping it would escalate
another guy to spank
You took him to the dance
He claims you tried a little tap-tin,
Let your fingers do the stalking
oh captain, oh my captain
Captain, oh Captain,
now which gun are you clutching ?
You've just been accused /
of Unwanted Touching
How do you know this isn't another edition of the Breanna Lungo-Koehn Poetry Corner?
My rhymes, they're so exquisite! That's how!
7:21 am June 14, 2021 Monday
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