BUFFOON OF BUFFOONS,
DICK CARAVIELLO .....
JUST BAD FOR MEDFORD
AN INTERVIEW WITH GEORGE SANTOS
MI: GEORGE SANTOS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RICHARD F. CARAVIELLO!
G.S. BOY, IF I COULD EVER PERJUR MYSELF THE WAY THAT SLOB DOES AND GET AWAY WITH IT.....GEE....
M.I. DISHONEST DICK WANTS TO BE MAYOR, GEORGE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
G.S. WELL, HE WAS VERY SMART IN ONE AREA, HE LIED TO A POLICE FORCE CHOCK FULL OF BRADY-LISTED LIARS....IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL BIG FIBS, TELL THEM TO CROOKED COPS WHO DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
M.I. MR. HAVE A NICE DAY AT THE FAILED PUBLIC ACCESS STATION USED TO SAY "SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT TV3," KNOWING THEY WERE CORRUPT
SANTOS: AND HE DID THAT BEFORE TRUMP MADE IT FASHIONABLE!
M.I. CORRECT, SO CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE BLOATED, BIGOTED, HOMO-HATING, SLIMY, OBNOXIOUS JACKASS?
SANTOS: I RESPECT DISHONEST DICK, I REALLY AND TRULY DO. WHILE ALL MY BRAZILIAN SINS ARE CATCHING UP WITH ME, CARAVIELLO KISSED THE ASS OF THE DEVIL, MCGLYNN, AND BY KISSING SO MUCH ASS, AND GETTING ON HIS KNEES, AND SURROUNDING HIMSELF WITH DIRTY, FILTHY COPS.....DISHONEST DICK IS A ROLE MODEL FOR ALL THIEVES, CRIMINALS, ABUSERS.... A VERY GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR THE VERY BAD
M.I. ONE FINAL THING, MR. SANTOS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CARAVIELLO'S FRIEND, MARK TONELLO, BEING KIND, POLITE AND LENDING A MAN WITH A BROKEN ARM A SHOPPING CART?
GEORGE SANTOS: METHINKS MARK IS TAKING YOUR ADVICE AND DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM CARAVIELLO
M.I. IT WAS AT THE SUPERMARKET WHERE UNCLE BOB GOT A 25 DOLLAR GIFT CARD FOR PAYING FOR GROCERIES THAT HE FORGOT TO PAY FOR
SANTOS: CLEARLY, STOP AND SHOP IS THE POLITICAL HOTSPOT IN MEDFORD, BUT CARAVIELLO HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF BEING BAG BOY THAN MAYOR, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE, AND THAT'S MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION AS A CON ARTIST AND SCAMMER!!!
m.i. well, Medford citizens know one pure fact that you can't distort, Mr. Santos, when it comes to mitigation, Dishonest Dick Caraviello sucks.
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