POLICE: MEDFORD BREAK-INS - Former City Councilor Alleged to have Rolled Pizza Delivery Boys

Chief Sacco knows the culprit and does nothing about it!

IS THE BUTCHER BOY BACK???

Medford Police warn of increased 

night break-ins

Most victims of the break-ins, which have taken place between 8 and 10 p.m.,
have been elderly.

Updated at 7:13 

The break-ins have taken place primarily between 8 and 10 p.m., with perpetrators most often entering homes through an unlocked back door. Most victims have been elderly, according to the MPD.

“Purses, cash and jewelry have been taken,” the MPD said in a statement released Nov. 1. “Homeowners and residents have reported to have been home during these incidents and often do not realize a break has occurred until the purse and/or items are discovered missing at a later time.”

IS THE ELDER-BASHING EX CITY COUNCILOR DOWN TO HIS OLD DIRTY TRICKS:

---ROBBING CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY GUYS

---ROBBING PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS?

---TAKING A BUTCHER KNIFE TO GRANDMA AT THE DRUG STORE

---TRYING TO CUT HIS COUSIN OUT OF HIS GRANDMA'S WILL  *HOW does A BUTCHER BOY CUT A COUSIN

OUT OF THE WILL?   with a meatcleaver, of course!!!!!

---WAKING UP A LOCAL 25 GUY WHO WAS ASLEEP ON THE JOB AT THE DPW DURING A BLIZZARD?

ONLY HIS HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE, AND SHE'S USUALLY DRUNK...KEEP THOSE SCISSORS AWAY

IF ONLY DAWN NATALIA HAD THE DRUNK HAIR DRESSER CHASING THE BUTCHER BOY WITH HER SCISSORS...

TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!

CHIEF SACCO KNOWS THAT THE EVIDENCE IS IN AND THE BREAK-INS ARE PROBABLY CONTAIN THE FINGERPRINTS OF THE BUTCHER BOY OF MEDFORD

HEY CHIEF,
GIVE YOUR SON A SIX PACK
ANTAGONIZE YOUR DAUGHTER IN LAW
AND MAYBE JOE SACCO CAN PROTECT AND SWERVE RIGHT INTO THE BUTCHER BOY.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

THE ELDERLY WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
http://medford.wickedlocal.com/news/20181101/medford-police-warn-of-increased-night-break-ins
http://medford.wickedlocal.com/news/20181101/medford-police-warn-of-increased-night-break-ins

THIS IS A PARODY OF PUBLIC FIGURES

GET THEM ON THE WITNESS STAND

TRUTH IS THE BEST DEFENSE AGAINST LIBEL OR SLANDER! OR BOTH!

PARODY PARODY PARODY

HOW SICK IS THAT WHEN SOME OF THE INFORMATION MEANT TO BE FUNNY ACTUALLY COULD BE TRUE???

WE DON'T KNOW, WE ARE JUST POKING FUN AT THESE JACKASSES WHENEVER POSSIBLE!

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN CARS SOME DECADES BACK, TWO PRANKSTERS WHO ALLEGEDLY ENDED UP ON THE MEDFORD CITY COUNCIL?

LOOK INTO THAT

DON'T ASK SACCO, THOUGH

HE KNOW NOTHING...NOTHING...NOTHING

WHEN, TRUTH BE TOLD,

SACCO KNOW EVERYTHING