Bull SXXX Boy
vs
PAC MAN and the Meat Cleavers!
In the criminal justice system, doofus two-faced-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Medford, Massachusetts, the tainted detectives who investigate these phony felonies are members of a disreputable squad known as the Individuals Who Let Joe Sacco, Ed Finn and Stephen LeBert Get Away With It. These are their stories.
BSB: Bull Shit Boy: No, you only take out a meat cleaver and chase after your grandma
PACMAN: AT LEAST I WAS man enough to face grandma mano y grandmama, if you know what I mean while you took a baseball away from a minority kid
BSB: THAT we did...I'm more worried about my wife playing with fire
PACMAN: firefighters...
BSB: while putting up a new fire station. She's nuttier today than the day I married her
PacMAN: and she was pretty nutty then, I heard
BSB: Well, you served yourselves on the council, didn't you both?
PAC MAN: A public records request on a varsity coach?
BSB Boy: He's small potatoes, we're not going there again after fat slob CARVE-A-FREE-JELLO fxxxd up in court. Boy, Marian and Michael are BOTH pissed at me
PacMAN: Michael McGlynn
BSB: No, Mike Sullivan!
PACMAN: But Daddy's little trollop? Are you that inebriated that you aren't going to defend your own daughter's virtue
BSB: Not when there's another election to steal, and look who is talking, he NEVER brought your son's name up at the city council, YOU DID you obese old fraud!
PACMAN: He's my property, I'll do what I want with him, but your own daughter?
BSB: He'll call CHILDREN'S SERVICES on us and show pictures of us leaving an AA meeting
PACMAN: Now that's a rare thing because you hardly, if ever, show up!
BSB: Keep it up and I'LL SEND HIM INFO ON THE STOLEN CARS, THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS AND THE CHINESE RESTAURANTS
PACMAN; BUT MY AUNTY HAS TO EAT!
BSB; YOU KNOW, THE WORST THING LEO SACCO DID WASN'T RATTING OUT STEVEN LEBERT OR TURNING A BLIND EYE TO HIS OWN SON'S ALLEGED DRUNK DRIVING, IT WAS ALL THE GOOD BLACKMAIL JUNK LEO HAS ON YOU...
PACMAN: AND THAT'S WHY I GOT HIM RETIRED...
BSB: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AND I BOTH HAVE IN COMMON?
PACMAN: FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES?
BSB : MORE LIKE HIGH FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES
PACMAN: AFTER THAT EVEN I NEED A DRINK...
TO BE CONTINUED
In the criminal justice system, doofus two-faced-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Medford, Massachusetts, the tainted detectives who investigate these phony felonies are members of a disreputable squad known as the Individuals Who Let Joe Sacco, Ed Finn and Stephen LeBert Get Away With It. These are their stories.
PAC MAN: I wouldn't let him talk about my daughter that way, making up lies and untruths
BSB: Bull Shit Boy: No, you only take out a meat cleaver and chase after your grandma
PACMAN: AT LEAST I WAS man enough to face grandma mano y grandmama, if you know what I mean while you took a baseball away from a minority kid
BSB: THAT we did...I'm more worried about my wife playing with fire
PACMAN: firefighters...
BSB: while putting up a new fire station. She's nuttier today than the day I married her
PacMAN: and she was pretty nutty then, I heard
BSB: Well, you served yourselves on the council, didn't you both?
PAC MAN: A public records request on a varsity coach?
BSB Boy: He's small potatoes, we're not going there again after fat slob CARVE-A-FREE-JELLO fxxxd up in court. Boy, Marian and Michael are BOTH pissed at me
PacMAN: Michael McGlynn
BSB: No, Mike Sullivan!
PACMAN: But Daddy's little trollop? Are you that inebriated that you aren't going to defend your own daughter's virtue
BSB: Not when there's another election to steal, and look who is talking, he NEVER brought your son's name up at the city council, YOU DID you obese old fraud!
PACMAN: He's my property, I'll do what I want with him, but your own daughter?
BSB: He'll call CHILDREN'S SERVICES on us and show pictures of us leaving an AA meeting
PACMAN: Now that's a rare thing because you hardly, if ever, show up!
BSB: Keep it up and I'LL SEND HIM INFO ON THE STOLEN CARS, THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS AND THE CHINESE RESTAURANTS
PACMAN; BUT MY AUNTY HAS TO EAT!
BSB; YOU KNOW, THE WORST THING LEO SACCO DID WASN'T RATTING OUT STEVEN LEBERT OR TURNING A BLIND EYE TO HIS OWN SON'S ALLEGED DRUNK DRIVING, IT WAS ALL THE GOOD BLACKMAIL JUNK LEO HAS ON YOU...
PACMAN: AND THAT'S WHY I GOT HIM RETIRED...
BSB: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AND I BOTH HAVE IN COMMON?
PACMAN: FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES?
BSB : MORE LIKE HIGH FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES
PACMAN: AFTER THAT EVEN I NEED A DRINK...
TO BE CONTINUED
