Heck, at least two of the Brady Cops are good looking guys...maybe we can tape a porno movie with them for their punishment. I'll direct it, working title: Heavenly Angels from Brady List
Redemption...in the world of gay porn!
I mean, truly, how stupid am I merely doing worldwide documentaries on Grammy winners and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame artists and PBS specials on actors like Paul Sorvino and mezzo soprano Marilyn Horne? There's no money in that since the DVD monies went south with Apple iTunes and online links, the real money is in porn! Silly me, time to open a gay porn video operation with Brady Cops! We'll sell millions!
You see, if I go into the world of porn and start directing, there will be actual plots, imaginative ideas and bored cops getting it on with each other in the back seat. I'm an idiot for not thinking of this sooner. All Brady Cops ready for Prime Time and Your Cecil B. DeMille Close Shot please contact newly minted porno director Antonioni Viglioni at Informationcentral2@gmail.com
And - no - Paul Mackowski is not invited to take his clothes off. The last horror movies I filmed were in 1971 and 1972 and they are up on YouTube if you care to look for them.... As my late girlfriend always said "We're into beauty." I'd resign before filming Rumley and Mackowski au natural...enough to make everyone in the world give up sex, n'est ce pas?
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At least they are adults, unlike the victim in the floppy disc that Mackowski didn't have the balls to investigate properly!
Here ya go, boys and girls, hidden in the evidence room at the Medford police station...
That's right, your pizza delivery boy could have been an inadvertent child porno star...and your Medford cops haven't gone after the culprit as they should have.
They had the alleged porno king in custody and never went after him for the crime that mattered... because the BLOWBACK ON MCGLYNN, pal of the alleged pornographer, would be devastating for Condo Developer Mikey.
