Remember back in the 1970s in
Musician's Magazine
when I had the back page
and that tramp Janis Reed used to
publish her
HUNK OF THE MONTH?
Here's a little fair-use copyright
from a political photo making the rounds
We'll indulge in old Janis's past display
of drooling...we hear she's on the west coast
these days so add 50 years to her and, ahem,
file that under Anita Pallenberg syndrome
Most of you are too young to even get
The Rolling Stones reference.
In the Spirit of Janis Reed
who made her lusts known IN MY PAGES when she often Hijacked my
Hotline to the Underground
(resurrected for Medford News Weekly and
Somerville News Weekly, half a century later)
here is today's Hunk of the Month for June
Enjoy
Send all lawsuits to
McGlynn, McGlynn, McGlynn & Skerrrrrryyyy, LLC
As Lois Lane said in the Superman movie as a reporter "Let's see what trouble I can get into today."
One of Janis Reed's friends who used to masquerade as my girlfriend to keep the guys off her (she was hot; I wasn't interested, thank you very much) was friends with Anita Pallenberg we hear until Anita kicked the bucket!
Anita
from the film Performance
one of my favorites back in the day
Mick and Keith shared and shared alike.
Can we get school committee person Jenny to share too? Highly unlikely
Anyway, Mick Jagger was married to Bianca and wrote a song called "Anita" for Pallenberg.
The wife at the time, Bianca, flipped out according to my friend and former Medford Resident Producer Miller. Jimmy said "Bianca rings up and she's raising her voice "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RECORD A SONG ABOUT ANITA PALLENBERG" in a thick accent...so they changed the song to "Angie" (for Angie Bowie) rather than Anita, I Need Ya.
Jimmy's producing the vocal and the phone is ringing, it's Bianca..."TELL MICK TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW"...so Jimmy let's Mick do a take, tells Mick that Bianca called, he said Mick threw his jacket over his shoulder and said "You finish it, Jimmy."
That's why you can hear two different vocals in the speakers, Jimmy had to mix and match Bianca had so thoroughly pissed Mick off,
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