Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Caraviello, Bears, Scarpelli and Hurtubise Ordered to Submit to "Naked Fat Tests" from Coach Aaron Thomas

 Zac Caraviello and George Bears Must Submit to their NAKED FAT TESTS today!...ordered by Cambridge District Court because of Caraviello lying to judge and jury and Fat Ed Finn skipping out on a subpoena

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/06/13/metro/new-report-coachs-conduct-was-inappropriate-improper-not-acceptable/?et_rid=1745480152&s_campaign=metroheadlines:newsletter

New report: R.I. coach’s conduct was ‘inappropriate, improper, and not acceptable’ ...in other words, business as usual for the Medfraud City Council and School Committee

North Kingstown investigation reveals how high school staff and administrators failed to tell authorities — and the community — about Aaron Thomas’ alleged misconduct with teenage boys  

NORTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. — There were warning signs all along about what the high school’s popular basketball coach was doing alone with nude teenage boys, but the adults around them weren’t paying attention and the teen athletes felt helpless to speak out against the school’s “golden boy.”

In an 80-page investigative report released Monday, retired Superior Court Judge Susan McGuirl took a broad look at the systemic failures that allowed former coach Aaron Thomas to conduct “naked fat tests” of teen boys for decades.


Former TV3 Station Manager "Big Steve" Marra and his friend Pizza Boy are asking where to apply for their "Naked Fat Test."   They've both requested the test be performed at the Sheepfold off of Route 93.


Coach Thomas refuses to give Deanna Deveney a Naked Fat Test as he suspects she is a female.  Deanna went to Neil Osborne to file a complaint that Coach Thomas is discriminating against Deveney for being a racist.  Osborne assures Deanna that it is a gender issue and is not discriminatory.   Just after that Osborne applied for his Naked Fat Test.


This is a parody, of course, but a fun one.

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