Saturday, March 9, 2024

Katie Britt: Poor Joe Battenfool at the Boston Herald

 


This is why I ended my subscription to the Boston Herald.

Desperately MAGA Joe Battenfraud at the Herald is freaking
out that Biden stomped on Republican lies at the State of the
Union, all the Howie Carr disinformation/delusional defamation
"evaporated," as I think Dan Rather said, as Godzilla stomped on
hapless Speaker Johnson, too busy checking out if his son Jack
is looking at gay porn during the speech.

"Jack, can I borrow your copies of G.Q., and don't tell mom" you
can almost feel coming off of the lame duck Speaker as he kept
rolling his eyes wishing he will some day be in the president's place.

It's nice to have dreams and goals, Mr. Speaker, keep checking
those porn stats for your son.  Ignoramus. 

Speaking of Stats, I don't know why Mr. Speaker doesn't find old
Stat Smith (he's actually younger than moi...) when trying to steal
an election.   He's in my ward, Mr. Johnson, and has some experience
in that regard.  Stealing elections, that is. 

Cute Republican johnoldsgop@gmail.com John Olds
kept sending me postcards....ha ha ...as if I was going to vote for him
instead of Joe Biden.   Olds lost, like most Republicans do in Massachusetts.

Paraphrasing my late girlfriend of 20 years, "I'll sleep with you, but voting is
much too personal."   God I miss that gal, I kept the relationship very pure.
In 20 years I never had sex with her...there was always some handsome guy
coming between us.  Literally and figuratively.

God I miss that girl.

But let us get back to business regarding Joe Battenfiend and the
red meat thrown to the fizzling red wave at the Boston  Herald 

Katie Britt in the kitchen when Roe vs Wade is the issue, well,
even a dimwit like Batts-in-the-Belfry Feld understands is a dog whistle.
That's all Republicans do, dog whistle to the base eroding like Trump's
bank account.  HA HA.  

Katie Britt is not ready for prime time.

Reminds me of the unethical station manager at Winchester TV.
They were so freaked out by Gilbert Gottfried, Gallagher, Leonard Maltin,
Tommy James and so many others on my show. The manager came
in screaming at me for our private conversation in his office, alerting
him to the fact that young Anthony was uneducated and an improper hire.

The confidential conversation disappeared when dumb Dave was screaming,
and Anthony didn't know what hit him.  He wanted to know what I said to the
boss.

"Anthony, I simply said you were not ready for prime time."

Puzzled Anthony looked at me and asked "What's prime time?"

I looked him straight in the eye and said "Your Honor, I rest my case,"
and walked away

Sheesh.  That's Katie Britt, not ready for prime time, and Battenfumble
writes another lame duck  piece about another Maga nutcase.

My blog has All Time 2,805,188  page views as of 8:47 am March 9, 2024,
that's more votes than John Olds got...ha ha ha 

Joe Battenfeld has 79 views in six years on YouTube.

Republican City and Ward Committee person after Bernie Green,
Bob Cappucci, came running up to me.  "I was at Carroll's and
some guy was sitting next to me saying "I can't wait to go home and
read Medford Information Central."   HA, too funny
 

That's because I'm always funny, and as my editor at the Medford Transcript
said "They all thought you were crazy, and one by one they came in here and
said Joe Vig was right.  You were spot on."

I always am.

And Joe Biden crushed it, and the Donald is heading toward Riker's Island

HA HA....and the GOP gives you....Katie Britt.  Not ready for prime time,
and with the Boston Herald's failing numbers ....

In 2017 the Boston Business Journal wrote this
The Herald's average Sunday print circulation three years ago was 60,960, according to the Alliance for Audited Media, which tracks newspaper circulation figures. For the three months ending this past September, that figure dropped to 45,833 -- a loss of nearly 25 percent, or 15,000 readers. And while the number of readers on its website and app has steadily risen, it's not enough to offset the loss of print subscribers.   https://www.masslive.com/news/boston/2017/12/the_heralds_circulation_is_sin.html

Battenfreak has 79 views on YouTube in 6 years (heck, one of my songs has 9.6 thousand views, go figure,)
my blog 200,000 shy of 3 million and Katie Britt takes on Joe "Godzilla" Biden.

Katie in the Kitchen, Roe v Wade, do the math.

Time for Katie to call Stat Smith.   John Olds too.
Give them some tips on stealing an election.

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