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Donato: Martha wants me out like Matt Lauer on the last train to Clarksville
Rumley: Good. I need the entire Spring St. office space for my triple agency, Mark Rumley LLP - Law Office, Bill Collecting and Protecting Reprobates at Medford City Hall
Donato: Do I get a freebie?
Rumley: Not after alllowing that maniac to take photos of you playing pocket pool with my nemesis, the circus barker Michael Marks
Donato: I sure neutered that puppy, ruff ruff. He ain't been barking much lately
Rumley: A better job than I could do yelling at him and embarrassing myself
Donato: I predict you will bring shame to my Spring Street digs. Especially now that the editor of that blog can finally file a 93a on you, as he's been lusting to do!
Rumley: Better Spring St. than some bathroom in Florida where a young woman allegedly locked herself in to keep away from a state reprobate
Donato: (looking in the mirror and combing his hair)..."Anyone I know"...
TO BE CONTINUED