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pray...for Rosemary's Baby... Zac Bears IS Rosemary's baby!
In 1969 when I was but a young lad starting a movie review magazine, you could see Rosemary's name all over the place.
The stickers were everywhere. On the MBTA buses, slapped wherever, it came with huge hype.
SCHEDULED FOR 2021
PRAY FOR ROSEMARY'S BABY
This time from the perspective of Satan's spawn
Featuring Paul Comeau-Ruseau in the part made famous by
Mia Farrow, the mother of the devil's offspring.
Zac Bears as Lucifer's child, Rosemary's baby
WITH
Nichole Mossalam as the wicked aunty
Nicole Morrell as the pagan leader who burns Rick Caraviello at the stake and puts George Scarpelli on a pig roast rotisserie to feed the witch's coven
John Falco as the bald guy
Breanna Lungo-Koehn as Sister Mary Ellen Warhol
Michael J. McGlynn as John Gotti
Helina Fontes as the devil's handmaiden
Cameo by City Councilor Michael Marx as the Marxist leader!
Ex City Clerk Ed Finn as the criminal ex football player bunking with Bernie Madoff in prison
Special Guest star PAUL CAMUSO as the prison guard who brings contraband in for his Uncle Bob Maiocco!Paulette Van der Fruit as the prison warden
Mike Ruggiero as the prison janitor, un-credited as no one knows who he is!
With the Spawn of Satan Choir, all members of the Our Revolution, Medford, wailing and gnashing their teeth. It's simply an audio from one of their rallies...
and a surprise guest that we won't be naming, a former city solicitor (even we don't know which ex solicitor yet!) as Beelzebub who impregnates Ruseau as Rosemary ...with video of the full emergence of Zac Bears from the womb!...horns and all!