THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST POST FOREVER ON THE DEAD EX...
tmi...TOO MUCH INFORMATION....oh my God, cannot betray confidences with all my sources but it is creepier and nuttier than even I could imagine.
I KNOW ABOUT THE KNOCK-DOWN DRAGOUTS...
AND i was not part of it. I broke it off with him fourteen times, and he kept coming back like mobsters stalking Michael Corleone.
what i know i cannot print but i come to the conclusion that they are all nuts.
No, I won't be going to the memorial with a bunch of phony crying and hysterics... I KNOW TOO MUCH.
I KNEW A WOMAN, NOW DECEASED WHO WOULD DENIGRATE THE PARENTS THAT GAVE HER EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY HER FATHER, BUT THE MOTHER GOT A FEW WHACKS TOO.
WHEN THEY PASSED AWAY SHE WAS SOBBING AND PRAISING THEM AND IT WAS LIKE....DO YOU FXXXXING REMEMBER THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT THEM?
AT LEAST I'M CONSISTENT ABOUT THE NOW DEAD EX>...
NO TEARS
SO WHAT?
THE ONLY REASON I AM WRITING ABOUT IT IS THAT IS HAS BECOME A 3 RING CIRCUS
LET'S BE BLUNT: WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT HE WAS DYING FOR MOST OF 2022...AND THEY WERE ALLEGEDLY FIGHTING LIKE VLADMIR PUTIN AND CORRUPT COURT CLERK BURKEY BRIAN ON A BENDER!!!!1
HAD HE BEEN SANE AND NOT ABUSIVE, THEN I WOULD HAVE STAYED WITH HIM AND TAKEN GOOD CARE OF HIM.
EACH TIME I BROKE IT OFF HE'D BE CRAWLING BACK BEGGING ME NOT TO LEAVE....BUT 14TH TIME WAS A CHARM, AND HE WAS HIS OWN WORST ENEMY.
SO NOW WITH THE GRIEVING AND THE MOANING AND GROANING WITH PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GET HIM HEALTHY, PROBABLY HASTENED HIS DEPARTURE, THERE'S PURE HYPOCRISY (AND DELUSIONAL STUPIDITY.)
YA GOTTA GIVE ME CREDIT FOR BEING REAL AND HONEST
HE'S GONE
SO WHAT?????
ENJOY YOUR TIME IN HELL....
THE MOST BIZARRE THING, OF COURSE, IS THAT IT IS PRETTY MUCH CONFIRMED THAT HE DIED AT THE SAME HOSPITAL WHERE I HAD THE STITCHES TAKEN OUT, WAS THE SAME DAY. EARLIER IN THE DAY, MOST LIKELY.
THEY ARE HYPOCRITES
ME, MY HAND ON THE BIBLE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WANT THE MALE NURSE AND THE DOCTOR....SO HELP ME GOD
YOU CAN SEE I'M ALL BROKEN UP.
HE WAS DYING
I WAS CRUISING
GOOD OLD FASHIONED HONESTY, HOW REFRESHING.
THAT'S IT ON THAT SAGA
AS MY GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS SAID, 'WE'RE INTO BEAUTY" AND THAT'S WHERE MY FOCUS IS RIGHT NOW....ON THE BEAUTIFUL
I COULDN'T KEEP MY EYES OFF OF THE MALE NURSE AND WHEN HE WAS THE FIRST TO INSPECT MY HAND I WAS OVERJOYED.
THEN THE CUTE DOCTOR WALKS IN TO REMOVE THE STITCHES AND I WAS DOUBLY OVERJOYED.
HE WAS SO HANDSOME I DIDN'T NEED ANESTHESIA OR A LOCAL FREEZE ON MY HAND....PLUS I HAD THEM BOTH IN MY SIGHTS AND THAT MADE THINGS ALL THE EASIER.
SIGH.
OH, AND DID I TELL YOU MY DEAD EX BOYFRIEND WAS PROBABLY DOWNSTAIRS?
IN A FREEZER?
TO HELL WITH HIM, I SHOULD GO BACK THERE AND SEE IF THAT WONDERFULLY GOOD-LOOKING TEAM OF EXPERTS WILL LOOK AT MY HAND AGAIN TO SEE THAT IT IS OK?? IF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN...
I MEAN WHEN THEY ARE THAT CUTE, WOULDN'T YOU?
(SMILE)
I KNOW A NICE WARM PLACE THE DOC AND THE NURSE CAN PUT (incubate) MY HAND AND I GUARANTEE YOU THE HEALING WILL TRIPLE, MAYBE TENFOLD....AHEM, BUT THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY AND I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO KISS AND TELL....
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