STATS 10:04 AM 12-13-2020
GRANDMA'S CORI CHECK
A.K.A.
COOKIES AND CORI!
MY NAME IS PATRICK GORDON
PATRICK WHO? OH WHAT THE HECK
YOUR GRANDMA BETTER GIVE ME
HER MOST RECENT CORI CHECK
NO COMMUNITY TODAY
I'M IN SUCH A TIZZY
YOU SEE THE FIENDISH CITY COUNCIL
OFFERS DRINKS SO NICE AND FIZZY
OUR TEACHING AND OUR OUTREACH
IT'S ALL IN DEEP ARREARS
BUSY TAPING MOMMY'S BASEMENT
INTERVIEW WITH ZACCKY BEARS!
YOU WANT THE PUBLIC CHANNEL?
SORRY
BOOKED UP BY HIGH SCHOOL KIDS
AND THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
TO AIR YOUR CRAZY VIDS
THE STATION HAS NOT TIME
TO GIVE THE PUBLIC CLASSES
IT'S ALL BOOKED UP TONIGHT BY
THOSE CREEPY MCC
JACKASSES
THE TWITTER NEEDS UPDATES
A TWITTER NO ONE WANTS TO FOLLOW
HEY THAT 70 GRAND I STEAL
IT'S NOT TOO HARD TO SWALLOW
YOUR MONEY PAID FOR AN AWARD
THAT'S ONLY HALF THE STORY
YOUR GRANDMA CAN'T COME IN
UNLESS SHE GIVES COOKIES AND
CORI
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