Thursday, December 30, 2021

Slick Dick's New Year's Eve FREE SPEECH Party on the Mystic River

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SLICKY DICKIE'S NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY ON THE HIGH SEAS!

DISCLAIMER IN THIS PARODY:  THOSE PAYING SLICKIE DICKIE TO GET ON THE NEW YEAR'S EVE FREE SPEECH BOAT RIDE MUST PAY FOR THEIR OWN INSURANCE POLICY, NAMING SLICKIE DICKIE AS THE BENIFICIARY

you get to ride on 

      the S.S. Shark Rumlee Censor Ship!

         A Cast of A LIST REPROBATES
 

*Young Bill Hiccup will fly you drunk in his plane and potentially sexually harass you!

 

*My good friend Mark and his wife Tipsy will cut your hair while on the ship...totally inebriated...

 

*If you fall over and the boat capsizes and cuts off a limb, don't worry!  The corrupt cops Paul Faller and Kevin Covino won't be able to put an ankle bracelet on you!!!! now that you no longer have an ankle ...even if you fail their breatha-LIE-zer which always comes up positive!

 

....and I'm the beneficiary of the insurance policy! 

 

...So no matter how high on cocaine and alcohol you are, when you kiss my propeller you get 2% of the insurance policy AND only have to pay for 100 percent of the hospitalization. 

If you're too drunk or high to drive home, Vivian Vance DIRECT FROM I LOVE LUCY will put you up in an apartment at the fraudulent Medford Housing Authority....we've got lots of space that we abscond with and give out to family and friends...  Screw those in need!


So let's drive up and down the Mystic River and out to sea this New Year's Eve...and if there's any sex offender that once was on this cruise, he might leap off of the Mystic Tobin Bridge and land on you!

We'll call it a suicide, even though it was one of my political connections that pushed him!!!!

With the dirtiest bunch of police officers in all of Middlesex County, don't worry, like Madame Knighty-Night on the city council, commit all the crimes you want, you'll never get caught, and you can harass and bash elders to your heart's content


this is a parody.   Send all lawsuits to McGlynn, McGlynn, Covelle, Granara and McGlynn, LLC

A Division of Combined BaneGill Property, Inc.

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