SMASH A BANK DOOR
poetry parody
A DERANGED CITY COUNCILOR
HELL BENT ON TAUNTIN'
THE POLICE PICK HIM UP
AND THEY CHARGE HIM WITH WANTON
HE'S JUST YOUR TYPICAL
POLITICAL WHORE
AND WHEN HE'S MAD AT HIS KIDS
HE LIKES TO SMASH A BANK DOOR
HE SEEKS VOTES FROM PEOPLE
WHO ARE SAD AND ARE GRIEVING
AND LIKE MOST OF HIS COLLEAGUES
HE'S OFTEN OUT THERE THIEVING
LIKE A DRUNKEN DOUGHNUT
WITH PURPLE GLAZE
THE SON OF A BITCH LIKES TO
VOTE HIMSELF A RAISE
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
FILLED WITH HATE
THOSE HE CAN CON
WATCH HIM DISCRIMINATE
HE'LL MAKE UP AN ANNIVERSARY
AND MUMBLE INCOHERENT
Failing to adhere to guidelines or moral standards.
ADAM'S ALWAYS OH SO ERRANT
WEEKLY YOU GET TO WATCH
THE DIRTY DEED
WERE HIS KIDS IN THE CAR?
HE FLED AT HIGH RATE OF SPEED
DON'T LET HIM DRIVE THE R.C. BOAT
NOT THAT DANGEROUS FELLA
OR YOU COULD FIND YOURSELF EATEN
BY SOME DRUNK'S ROTATING PROPELLER
A BAD CITY COUNCILOR
ROTTEN TO THE CORE
WHEN HE'S ANGRY AT HIS KIDS HE GOES
TO SMASH A BANK DOOR
ALWAYS MAD AT HIS KIDS
HE GOES TO SMASH A BANK DOOR
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