Christmas Song: REPROBATE ROCK

Repro-Bate Rock

parody by Silly Chillman

Cara V, Cara V, Cara V rock
Freddy's in shock
and Adam can't talk
Scare-pelli a snowman with too much girth
Folco bald too, for what it's worth

Reprobate, Reprobate,
Reprobate Rock
On the Fence swing
and Jingle Balls ring
glowing and blowing
no breathalyzer
now the cover up has begun

Reprobate, Reprobate,
Reprobate Rock
just drop a dime on
Reprobate chime
dancing and prancing
some wine with your roach
a politician's daughter with the varsity coach

Reprobate, Reprobate,
Reprobate Rock
All around Medford Square
In the frosty air

What a blight time
they don't fight crime
(alllegedly) committed at TV 3
Is a swell time
we all dropped a dime
Leo should have charged them with perjury
 
Reprobate, Reprobate,
Reprobate Rock
Reprobate time
all that toxic mold slime
sloppy bookkeeping rhyme

Fix and fingle with your jingling feet
silver bracelets on the reprobate beat
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell,
That's the reprobate
That's the reprobate rock 



Forget the reprobate, Medford citizens want a REBATE on these bastards...

original lyrics

\Jingle Bell Rock
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Billy Gilman

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing
And jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing