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Freddy Likes His Boys on Ice

By  January 31, 2017  
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6:26 pm
new poem



 the ballad of the gay undertaker!
(oh, it's a delusional blog...get over it!) 

They need another corpse to make the bail
Grandpa and uncle off to jail
In the days before you could get off on Skype
Daddy put a smoke bomb in his best friend's tail pipe

 This is a story of men and mice
Freddy likes his boys on ice

 On a witness stand getting 3 degrees
Admits he's in the Top 10 SOBs
In a city of vice/ they defame you twice
Freddy likes his boys on ice

 For thirty two thousand match and mix
He calls his customers parlor tricks
They don't give a damn if he forgot/ 
the Old Spice
Freddy likes his boys on ice

_____________________________
Shakespeare sayeth "there's the rub"
put those ice cubes in the tub
on Tuesday nights ugly morons plague us
Please send junior off to Vegas

Beware you men, some sage advice
Freddy likes his boys on ice!