A man visiting the Kasang Kulim Zoo in Indonesia was attacked by an orangutan after jumping over a guardrail.
When will Caraviello be sentenced to prison for his many crimes?
Video of Caraviello's trip to Indonesia not going well
https://news.yahoo.com/caged-orangutan-grabs-zoo-visitor-154208437.html
Rick confused the orangutan with a girl he was flirting with on Match.com
The Indonesian government is demanding a nude mud-wrestling event with Caraviello and Deanna Deveney. It will be rated X for too much cellulite.
Deveney, an attorney potentially representing fat boy Caraviello, may consider a lawsuit against this publication for too many fat jokes.
Rumor has it she has filed a complaint with Neil Osborne regarding obesity humor.
We can't wait!!!!!!
I'll handle this one myself without a lawyer, and have a field day with the press.
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