New Series: Dear Attorney Flip Call

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959,930@10:53 am 4-14-17

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Dear Attorney Flip Call

I was taping a Bored meeting earlier in the week and
the strangest thing happened. Some creepy old guy was
dancing around the room serving water (we'll call him Mr Old Guy
for the purposes of this story). It was annoying.  Meanwhile
you were so long-winded as if you were reading
The Unabomber's Manifesto from the Friday Night Filth Fest (when that
Incompetent Marian can't get a REAL terrorist young schoolboys tend to
get drunk, go figure!)

So while you are putting everyone to sleep Mr Old Guy was blowing
kisses to a woman. I think she was your wife.  Key word could be
"Was" as i think he asked her out on a date on his aeroplane

As Arnold says in Total Recall "Consider that a divorce"

When she slapped him down he kept looking at me and winking
I do not want to go on a plane ride with him, thank you very much

As he is pouring the liquid the woman to his left
kept breathing on the cups of water and they would freeze

File under. Mr Old Guy and The Ice Princess

To be continued

Chapter 2. Sexual harassment in the work place