DRUNK FATHER OF THE YEAR - HE MUST BE SO PROUD OF HIMSELF

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JUNE 19TH, FATHER'S DAY

WHAT WILL THE NOT-SO-VIRTUOUS DAUGHTER GIVE DADDY ?

A GRANDCHILD? PRONE TO PLAYING VARSITY BASEBALL?

DID A MEDFORD FATHER GIVE UP HIS DAUGHTER'S VIRTUE IN A POWER GRAB?

MEDFORD HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT ALLEGEDLY HAD SEX WITH A TEACHER AND THE NEW MAYOR, THEN DIRECTOR OF PERSONNEL, AND SLEAZY ROY E. BELSON ALLEGEDLY COVERED IT UP

FATHER OF THE YEAR!   NOT! 

HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS NEWS OUTLET BEEN CORRECT?

'YOU ARE SPOT ON'
NELL ESCOBAR COAKLEY TO ME IN HER OLD OFFICE.

'ALLISON GOLDSBERRY IS SO CONFLICTED BEING ON A BOARD AND WRITING ARTICLES FOR HER PAPER'
(PARAPHRASED)
NELL ESCOBAR COAKLEY JEALOUS OF ALLISON AT INSIDE MEDFORD

'THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE CRAZY, JOE, AND ONE BY ONE THEY CAME IN HERE AND SAID THAT YOU WERE RIGHT."
PARAPHRASING NELL ESCOBAR CLOAKELY, CLOAKING THE WRONGFUL CONDUCT OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS


SHE'S A RAINBOW
ROLLING STONES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcYNUX0g4e8


THE VARSITY COACH IS HOT!
FOR HIS PUNISHMENT HE'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE SUMMER AS AN INTERN FOR AN OLDER MAN / JOURNALIST.

WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON,
MY INITIALS AND HIS TITLE...WELL,
THAT TITLE HAS MORPHED A LITTLE...BUT IF STEPHANIE BURKE CAN TURN A BLIND EYE, I'LL PUT A BLINDFOLD ON ....AHEM...

Junior varsity team - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Junior varsity (often called "JV") players are the members of a team who are not the main ... A coach may call on one or more junior varsity players during a varsity game, especially when a varsity player is injured, is not performing well, ...

 WHERE OH WHERE IS THE VARSITY COACH.  I THINK I SAW HIM AT A LOCAL RESTAURANT...HE MUST HAVE SAID TO HIMSELF, WHY IS THAT OLD QUEEN CRUISING ME...HA HA...

TWO REASONS, BUDDY:

1)I AM PRETTY SURE THAT YOU ARE THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION

2)YOU'RE DAMN GOOD LOOKING, I CAN SEE WHY SOME 17 YEAR OLD WOULD GIVE IN TO YOUR ADVANCES...AND WHY HER DRUNK DADDY MIGHT WANT TO HUSH IT UP!!!!

HERE'S MY SONG FOR THE VARSITY COACH:

ROLLING STONES
LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOQkSFTKMw

HEY VARSITY COACH, IF YOU HAD SPENT THE NIGHT HERE INSTEAD OF WITH A STUDENT YOU WOULDN'T BE THE HUGE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION THAT YOU ARE IN THIS CITY.

AND YOU WOULD HAVE HAD LOTS MORE FUN!

mick jagger refused to sing "Let's Spend some Time" together instead of "the night' on the old Ed Sullivan Show...

PLAY BALL!

HA HA...

DON'T BRING THE CHAPERONE NESTOR...HE'S NOT MY TYPE...OR YOURS!!

:)