the April Fool part 2

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Bleary eyed as you welcome the new day you are cold

very, very cold...like the frozen breath in the films
A Stir of Echoes or The Sixth Sense

Some naked guy looking very excited is putting crushed
ice into your water bed

You let out a slow scream as you realize this is no
April Fool's day joke

The notirious gay undertaker of South Medford wants a cold one

And he wants the cold one to be you

You see that Vegas room service has brought hot coffee

You throw it and singe him - he howls in agony like a teenager finding a lit smoke bomb
in his pocket in the 1960's

And you run...